Bad News: Your Thanksgiving Turkey Just Became Inferior

Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 1:20 pm ET

Kissed With Apocalypse

Frumped by

The geniuses over at have just raised the bar for Thanksgiving Dinner.  I’m sure by now you’ve heard of the genetic masterpiece, the Turducken.  It’s a turkey that’s stuffed with duck, which has already been stuffed with chicken.  It’s basically one of those Russian stacking dolls(that you keep opening up only to find a smaller doll which also contains a smaller doll and so on), yet much more delicious.

What those Bacon obsessors have done is take the Turducken and add the next logical step, wrap that bitch in bacon!  Unfortunately I’ve found this just now, and I think I’m going to have a (now boring)cajun fried turkey this year..but you can bet I’ll keep this in mind for years to come.  Although before I try, It’ll probably be good to see if anyone dies this week from direct exposure to THE TURBACONDUCKEN!!! 

Pictures of the monstrosity and much much more bacon porn after the jump! 

THE TURBACONDUCKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bacon porn

bacon porn2


Thanks to Holy Taco for passing along the gospel of Bacon Today.  Check out that Bacon Today link because after all, they promise “Daily Updates on the World of Sweet, Sweet Bacon”.

Another shocking discovery about bacon on the internet I made….check out the first page of a google image search for bacon.  Just on the first page, you’ll find a briefcase made of bacon, a bra made of bacon and Diet Coke….WITH BACON!  Amazing.

Related Posts with Thumbnails
  • Share
, , , , ,


Subscribe to our e-mail newsletter to receive updates.

6 Responses to “Bad News: Your Thanksgiving Turkey Just Became Inferior”

  1. hackles10 Says:

    Son of a bitch.  John Madden is on his bus somewhere in southern ohio yelling at the driver to pull over to the nearest butcher to grab a few of these on his way to Detroit.  He could pass out the turkey legs to the two mvps and give out strips of bacon for big hits!

  2. Ciaran Says:

    My god.  The Turbaconducken.  I could really see this turning into a Taco Town type thing.  What’s next, double-frying the whole thing in gravy?

  3. B Diddy Says:

    good idea!

  4. Cochese Says:

    hmmm…I always thought the Turducken is what the Chese clogs up the sewer line with hitting up at cold turkey leftover sammich at about 10pm thanksgiving night.

  5. The GingerHead Man Says:

    So, when does Hardee’s get wind of this and run with it?  Turbaconducken Monster Thickburger!

  6. Josh Bunch Says:

    Mmmmmmmm happy thanksgiving everybody:
    God bless America

Leave a Reply

You can add images to your comment by clicking here.