Even simultaneous instances of such. Great catch, Kyle, but at what cost? At least this play, which I’m officially nominating for Face Plant of the Year, basically guarantees that Kyle Shelton will be seen on Megatrons in baseball parks around the country for the foreseeable future. Kyle Shelton and the San Diego Chicken: Joined for eternity. You’re a utilitarian hero in that sense, Mr. Shelton. That wall may have simply left a mark on your face, but you and your brazen approach to tracking down foul balls have left a mark on the baseball universe, and that’s something…even in the context of a 6-1 loss and being eliminated from the College World Series. God bless you, Kyle Shelton.