Malnutrition may be starting to affect Paris Hilton’s sensory faculties…

Fri, Apr 18, 2008 at 12:12 am ET

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Either that or she’s just jealous, and jealousy is a bitch.  A bitch that has the body of an adolescent boy.

Paris Hilton could use some "cottage cheese" herselfKim Kardashian appalled by "cottage cheese" comment

Yep, apparently Paris and Kim have had a bit of a falling out.  Reports indicate that Paris recently called into a Las Vegas radio show to vent about her former friend and fellow celebutart (patent pending);  And Kim’s ass (patent approved). 

I don’t know about you, but I perk up at the prospect of hearing Paris Hilton discuss her feelings on Kim Kardashian’s rump.  Unfortunately, this wasn’t that kind of discourse.  Paris apparently called Kardashian “disgusting”, and described that (ass)et of hers as “cottage cheese stuffed in a trash bag.”  Naturally I became quite upset upon hearing this, which is why Frumpzilla has decided to champion Ms. Kardashian’s cause, and her junk, after the jump…

They say a picture says a 1,000 words, and I couldn’t agree more.  With that in mind, my words from here on out shall be few.  Maybe I’m dismissing Paris too easily though.  “Cottage Cheese stuffed in a trash bag”?  That may be, who knows, to each their own. But I will say this:  If what follows meets the technical description of “cottage cheese stuffed in a trashbag”, then put me down for a lifetime supply of said cottage cheese (stuffed in a trashbag).

Kim Kardashian:  Booty A 

Kim Kardashian: Booty BKim Kardashian: Booty C

Kim Kardashian: Booty D

Kim Kardashian Booty F

Kim Kardashian Booty GKim Kardashian Booty E

Kim Kardashian Booty HKim Kardashian Booty F

Kim Kardashian Booty IKim Kardashian Booty J

Kim Kardashian Booty K

And for your Grand Finale…

Kim Kardashian Booty Finale

Phew, I’m glad I got that out of my system. Hopefully that settles it.  We’ll post a poll in here soon so the Frumpzilla community can make its voices heard.  As for you Ms. Hilton, I’ll let you know if I ever get the hankering for a pretty face on the body of a JV Boys Cross Country Team captain…

"Cottage Cheese", please.  Please!

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7 Responses to “Malnutrition may be starting to affect Paris Hilton’s sensory faculties…”

  1. Cochese Says:

    Bitches get no love from the Chese unless they got that J in the T.

  2. BigAlatUNC Says:

    I love her over-the-shoulder poses. She knows how to sell it. You just can’t hate on that…

  3. D.E. Says:

    Paris Hilton is very short.

  4. Jrock Says:

    Hey, she got more than cottage cheese in a trash bag. There’s a grand piano, pumpkin patch, christmas turkey, Lincoln Navigator, and probably a couple of hippopotamuses.

    I don’t know about Paris. Her cup size changes more than the Knicks’ starting lineup.

  5. The GingerHead Man Says:

    Serious J in the T.  Cereal.

  6. Ciaran Says:

    Not even a single vote for Paris thus far?  Just as I suspected…

  7. Sudiegirl Says:

    I’ve never seen cottage cheese with no lumps in it.

    Maybe the pics are airbrushed?

    Gotta credit Paris with the interesting simile, though – that was pretty good.

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