Comments on: Malnutrition may be starting to affect Paris Hilton’s sensory faculties…

By: Sudiegirl

Sudiegirl — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:27:00 +0000

I’ve never seen cottage cheese with no lumps in it.

Maybe the pics are airbrushed?

Gotta credit Paris with the interesting simile, though - that was pretty good.

By: Ciaran

Ciaran — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:07:21 +0000

Not even a single vote for Paris thus far? Just as I suspected…

By: The GingerHead Man

The GingerHead Man — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 02:17:48 +0000

Serious J in the T. Cereal.

By: Jrock

Jrock — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:23:25 +0000

Hey, she got more than cottage cheese in a trash bag. There’s a grand piano, pumpkin patch, christmas turkey, Lincoln Navigator, and probably a couple of hippopotamuses.

I don’t know about Paris. Her cup size changes more than the Knicks’ starting lineup.

By: D.E.

D.E. — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:05:40 +0000

Paris Hilton is very short.

By: BigAlatUNC

BigAlatUNC — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:09:46 +0000

I love her over-the-shoulder poses. She knows how to sell it. You just can’t hate on that…

By: Cochese

Cochese — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:19:00 +0000

Bitches get no love from the Chese unless they got that J in the T.