Matthew Stafford is Now a Man…

Tue, Nov 24, 2009 at 2:07 pm ET


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At least according to the creator of this brilliant YouTube video.  As we all know, there comes a time in everyone’s life – yes, even you, ladies when it’s time to step up and be a man; a mannny, mannny, mawhhhn, at that.

After Stafford had a huge, record setting day against the Browns (highlights in the video), becoming the youngest player in NFL history to throw 5 TD passes in a game, the first rookie to do so since 1937, and leading an 88 yard, game winning drive sans timeouts with under 2 minutes to play, Matty Fire has apparently made the aforementioned transition. 

How much his alleged drilling of apparently copious amounts of sweet, uterine crude had to do with said transition is unclear…

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  1. 9 Intriguing Post 1st Round Questions | Frumpzilla: Sports, Entertainment and Social Commentary from Unprofessional, Highly Irresponsible Sources - April 23, 2010

    […] Lucky for Sam, Stafford didn’t exactly set the world on fire last year.  In 10 starts the Lions’ QB completed 53% of his passes for 2267 yards, 13 TD’s and 20 Int’s.  “Matty Fire” also managed 2 scores on the ground and finished with a 61.0 QB Rating; the defining moment of his rookie campaign coming in a remarkable, record setting, Week 11 showdown against the Browns. […]

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