Mindy McCready’s sex tape to ensure the hits just keep on coming for Roger Clemens

Mon, Mar 29, 2010 at 11:25 am ET

MLB, Pop Rocks

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Roger Clemens and Mindy McCreadyHey, remember Mindy McCready? Former country star, former, potentially underage, mistress of one Roger “The Rocket” Clemens? If not, perhaps this will refresh your memory. Either way, thanks to Vivid Entertainment, the wonderful folks that brought you both the Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton sex tapes, you’ll now have a chance to get to know her better than you probably ever wanted to…

Coming this April, Ms. McCready is apparently starring in a pornographic moving picture entitled “Mindy McCready: Baseball Mistress.”  Unfortunately, The Rocket isn’t cast in a supporting roll; instead it’s some random guy conveniently named “Peter.”  Nevertheless, I imagine it’s not really the sex that’s gonna sell this one. No, for a change, it’s, shockingly, the dialogue.  Interviews, to be precise.

Mindy McCready: Baseball MistressSee, just when you thought The Rocket’s public image hadn’t suffered enough of a rogering already, as a bonus feature, McCready sits down for a heart to heart about a few of her former flames, and she apparently isn’t shy about the details.

For instance, let’s see…The Rocket apparently is a good lay, despite suffering from some fairly severe erectile dysfunction issues.  Not sure how the hell that works (you know, if “the rocket” ain’t exactly flyin’ and all), but bravo.  Oh, and former fiance Dean “Superman/Former Buffalo Bill” Cain?  Per McCready, yeah, he’s better “equipped” than Roger.  Take that, Clemens!

McCready apparently also goes on to say how she wishes she could meet Roger’s wife, presumably to apologize, because it’s clear to her now that Roger may not have been completely upfront with her about some things.  Go figure.  Also in a truly bizarre move that may very well end up getting her killed, McCready discloses her belief that Oprah is racist.  Boom!  If you’re gonna go down in flames, might as well shoot for the stars, right?

Seriously, though. I almost feel sorry for Roger at this point. Almost. Do you?

Source: Fox’s Pop Tarts

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