
On freshman Kyle Parker, who is having a really good season with the baseball team:
“I’ve watched him practice and I’ve watched him play (baseball). He’s really good looking. If I was a girl, I’d be very interested in him. He wears those tight pants. When you wear loose stuff, you can’t tell the definition of a guy’s body. In baseball, everything’s tight and you can tell he’s very well put together.”
Oh yes. He really said that.
http://clemson.scout.com/a.z?s=46&p=2&c=743007
I have one piece of advice for all of you Clemson football players out there…
“Watch your cornhole.”







3. April 2008 at 12:40 pm
After reading that, I was convinced it must be an April Fool’s joke or something. Then I noticed the Clemson article was posted on the 2nd, and the author notes that Bowden’s remarks were taken on Wednesday, the same day.
Wtf?
3. April 2008 at 1:49 pm
Well, Tiger football did go to those ridiculously tight Nike jerseys about two years ago. You know, the ones with the see-through white pants. Yea, the same ones the Heels wear.
3. April 2008 at 9:28 pm
The gaydar beeped on that. Why do I have the urge to buy Axe now?
4. April 2008 at 10:34 pm
In all fairness, Bowden does have a point. Why else would someone go watch college baseball if not to catch a glimpse of those hot bods before they turn into Prince Fielder, David Ortiz or John Kruk?
5. April 2008 at 6:05 pm
a response I would expect from a UNC alum