More hilarity from everyone’s favorite Bowden

Thu, Apr 3, 2008 at 11:31 am ET

College Football

Frumped by

gay pride

On freshman Kyle Parker, who is having a really good season with the baseball team:
“I’ve watched him practice and I’ve watched him play (baseball). He’s really good looking. If I was a girl, I’d be very interested in him. He wears those tight pants. When you wear loose stuff, you can’t tell the definition of a guy’s body. In baseball, everything’s tight and you can tell he’s very well put together.”

Oh yes.  He really said that.

I have one piece of advice for all of you Clemson football players out there…

“Watch your cornhole.”

watch it

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5 Responses to “More hilarity from everyone’s favorite Bowden”

  1. Ciaran Says:

    After reading that, I was convinced it must be an April Fool’s joke or something.  Then I noticed the Clemson article was posted on the 2nd, and the author notes that Bowden’s remarks were taken on Wednesday, the same day.

    Wtf?  grin

  2. The GingerHead Man Says:

    Well, Tiger football did go to those ridiculously tight Nike jerseys about two years ago.  You know, the ones with the see-through white pants.  Yea, the same ones the Heels wear.

  3. Jrock Says:

    The gaydar beeped on that. Why do I have the urge to buy Axe now?

  4. BigAlatUNC Says:

    In all fairness, Bowden does have a point. Why else would someone go watch college baseball if not to catch a glimpse of those hot bods before they turn into Prince Fielder, David Ortiz or John Kruk?

  5. Cochese Says:

    a response I would expect from a UNC alum smile

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