Noam Chomsky Recalls Special Night in 1961: “I made out with Marilyn Monroe. I had fun.”

Tue, Mar 4, 2008 at 7:15 pm ET

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 Cambridge, MA- Renowned linguist and anarchist, Noam Chomsky, admitted today in the coffee break room of the faculty lounge at the Massachusetts Institutte of Technology that he “made out with Marilyn Monroe one summer night in 1961 in Bel Air, California.” When a colleague, Professor Judith Thomson of the Philosophy Department, asked him how far he got with Ms. Monroe, Chomsky added that “Marilyn tasted like Arthur Miller that night, so I only kissed her for like a second.” According to Mr. Chomsky, he began teaching Ms. Monroe “syntax and linguistic theory” and that she found the topics “exhilarating and irresistible.” When asked how the night ended, Chomsky told Thomson that he regretted bringing up the topic of “ethical considerations of neoclassical economic oppression of the proletariat’ to which Ms. Monroe responded by calling Chomsky a “boring poop head.” Unfortunately, Ms. Monroe flew out of the room before Chomsky could tell her to “stop the semantics.”

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3 Responses to “Noam Chomsky Recalls Special Night in 1961: “I made out with Marilyn Monroe. I had fun.””

  1. Ciaran Says:

    “Marilyn tasted like Arthur Miller that night, so I only kissed her for like a second.”

    Oddly, yet uncompromisingly, hilarious… grin

  2. Maury Povich Says:

    He tapped that.

  3. Kraig Jones Says:

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