Who would you rather nail? Ginger or Mary Ann?
For some of us, the answer has been painfully obvious since the first time we watched the S.S Minnow go down Linda Lovelace style. For the rest, the arrest of Dawn Wells a.k.a “Mary Ann” for smoking weed like a Compton gangster while driving should be the clincher. Not only was she hot in the girl-next-door kinda way, she was no where near the maintenance level of Ginger. Mary Ann would not be afraid to drink some beers and catch a game on TV with you and your buddies. Most likely, she would whip your ass at pool. She doesnt really care about materialistic things. More importantly, part of me always suspected a party girl side. A “freak in the sheets” side. A side that was probably pretty open to some sweet girl-on-girl and girl-girl-me action. The pot bust does nothing but encourage that possibility in my eyes. Especially since she was evidently burning one down after another as the officer found 4 half-smoked joints when he searched the car.
All said, Dawn…hollar at your boy. I dont care if you did just turn 69. As far as I am concerned, that is the perfect number.