Frumpzilla

Not your daddy’s lunch lady…story and pics after the jump…

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,456345,00.html

I swear, FoxNews is GOLD for frumping…

Louisa C. Tuck a.k.a. Crystal Gunns is getting a lot of heat for her former career away from the schoolhouse. 

Her talents with a C should have no bearing on her ability to take care of children.  Neither should her questionable makeup application.  What could come into play is the size of her jugs.  How do you chase around rugrats with those sweater-cows?  The school shouldve seen this coming. 

Now excuse me….I am going to go and do my part to re-launch a career.

-chese