Pic of the Day: The Beginner’s Guide to Sex in the Afterlife

Mon, Mar 14, 2011 at 5:55 pm ET

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The Beginner's Guide to Sex in the After Life -- about as useful as Cooking with Cum

To say I was a tad suspicious of this work upon first impression would be an under statement. I mean, I just knew there was no way any publishing house would provide the financial backing for even the most modest of initial pressings of The Beginner’s Guide to Sex in the Afterlife: An Exploration of the Extraordinary Potential of Sexual Energy.

But then I also made the same mistake about Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen Based Recipes, didn’t I?  And we all know how that turned out.

Sure enough, you can buy David Staume’s, Llewellyn Publications-published guide to sex in the afterlife right over at Amazon, and for just $10.40. $8.76 on Kindle.

There’s probably a “good” Patrick Swayze joke in here somewhere, but I’ll leave that to you. Possible chapter titles are welcomed, too…


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One Response to “Pic of the Day: The Beginner’s Guide to Sex in the Afterlife”

  1. Liam Says:

    Sex in the afterlife?? You have got to be kidding me. Are they even sure it exists? Technically we dont need to procreate if we are dead so it makes sense that sex does not exist on the other side. What a silly book

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