Scott Stapp Still a Musical Genius.

Thu, Apr 15, 2010 at 12:03 pm ET

MLB, Pop Rocks

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File this next one under “Way too good to be real, yet it is in fact, real”.  The Florida Marlins have forged a partnership with the former(or are they still together?) lead singer of the almighty “rock” group Creed, Scott Stapp.  This partnership includes work for charity, however we’ll ignore that for the purposes of this article as it focuses mainly on hating this guy because he’s awful.

What we WILL focus on is the new intro song Stapp recorded for the Marlins.  This is the best Stapp related happening since his 2005 visit to a Gainesville, FL Denny’s. How could you not be propelled to a World Series victory after being inspired by this song?

Below the Frump, the Dylan-esque lyrics(as I hear them) as well as last years Marlin’s intro offering from Pitbull, which reaffirms South Florida’s love for all things awful.

Let’s play ball it’s gamedaaaaay
we want strikeouts, basehits, double plaays
Take the field, hear the rooaar of the crowd
Come on Maaarlins make uuuuus proud!

Keep hoping and dreaming and you will suuuuuuck!
With a little faith and love you will suuuuuuck!

One strike, two strikes, swing away
A diving catch, a stolen base
A perfect game, a triple play
anoooother playoff race YES! will series chills will beee!

Keep hoping and dreaming and you will suuuuuuck!
With a little faith and love you will suuuuuuck!
Keep hoping and dreaming and you will suuuuuuck!
With a little faith and love you will suuuuuuck!

(I’m pissed I listened to it twice to make sure I got everything)

Last year’s offering from Pitbull

Thanks to SBNation for inspiring this one.

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One Response to “Scott Stapp Still a Musical Genius.”

  1. Tera Says:

    It does not say “suuuuck”, it says “soar”.

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