Stop me if this has already happened to you, but consider this a Frump PSA. Don’t try make an extreme profit off your lawnmower if you have a beard.
Harvey Westmoreland could’ve used this warning last year when he tried to sell a lawnmower to his “friends” for $250 when he paid $20 for it. That’s when things got hairy(yup, I went there). I’ll let you watch the video for yourself as Harvey is a much better storyteller than I, but the gist is when the two fellers thought they were getting robbed, they cut off poor Harvey’s beard and forced him to eat it.
Lexington, Kentucky’s finest in the video after the frump.
Thanks to Jonny for the tip!