Sentient Socialist Stoner Watches Obama Pastor’s Speech, Agrees Hillary Wasn’t a “Black Boy”

Fri, Mar 14, 2008 at 9:03 pm ET

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Jeffrey McIntosh, a local Asheville stoner and hippy, viewed repeated footage of Barack Obama’s Pastor making various speeches about American culture and Hilary Clinton. McIntosh, a founding member of Granola’s for More S’mores, dissected Reverend Wright’s speech as follows:

Rev. Obama


Rev. Wright: “Hillary was not a black boy raised in a single parent home. Barack was.”

Jeff: True statement, man. Hilary wasn’t black, she wasn’t a boy, and she grew up with both a mom and dad, man. 

Rev. Wright: “Barack knows what it means to be a black man living in a country and a culture that is controlled by rich white people.

Jeff: Right on, man. Barack probably does know what it means to be a black man because like he is a black man, man. And he also lives in a country controlled by rich white people like Bill Gates, Dick Cheney, George Bush, Jeb Bush, and Christopher Walken.

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Rev. Wright: “We bombed Hiroshima, we bombed Nagasaki, and we nuked far more than the thousands in New York and the Pentagon, and we never batted an eye.”

Jeff: Man, I don’t about this one, man, I think we batted an eye for Dresden at least.

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4 Responses to “Sentient Socialist Stoner Watches Obama Pastor’s Speech, Agrees Hillary Wasn’t a “Black Boy””

  1. Pacey Says:

    Skull n’ Bones controls everything. There’s no diversity in Skull n’ Bones unless you domestic versus import cars.

  2. Jeffrey McIntosh Says:

    Woman is the n*gger of the world…yes she is. If you don

  3. Jrock Says:

    I understand what Lennon was saying but I don’t necessarily agree with his title. While women have been treated as chattel, black women were treated as cattle. There’s a big difference in not having your humanity recognized.

  4. Ringo Starr Says:

    Yes, Yoko was an embarrassment. Still is, really. Give me a savoy truffle, will ya?

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