Jeffrey McIntosh, a local Asheville stoner and hippy, viewed repeated footage of Barack Obama’s Pastor making various speeches about American culture and Hilary Clinton. McIntosh, a founding member of Granola’s for More S’mores, dissected Reverend Wright’s speech as follows:
Rev. Wright: “Hillary was not a black boy raised in a single parent home. Barack was.”
Jeff: True statement, man. Hilary wasn’t black, she wasn’t a boy, and she grew up with both a mom and dad, man.
Rev. Wright: “Barack knows what it means to be a black man living in a country and a culture that is controlled by rich white people.
Jeff: Right on, man. Barack probably does know what it means to be a black man because like he is a black man, man. And he also lives in a country controlled by rich white people like Bill Gates, Dick Cheney, George Bush, Jeb Bush, and Christopher Walken.
Rev. Wright: “We bombed Hiroshima, we bombed Nagasaki, and we nuked far more than the thousands in New York and the Pentagon, and we never batted an eye.”
Jeff: Man, I don’t about this one, man, I think we batted an eye for Dresden at least.