This just in: Just over half of Florida State students keep it just under the legal limit

Mon, Feb 21, 2011 at 7:55 pm ET

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61% of FSU students maintain a blood-alcohol level of 0.6 or less

I’m not sure how The Real Project came up with that 61% figure, but, as someone that’s spent a fair amount of time in Tallahassee , and even more time around Florida State students in general, I’m calling bullshit.  Seriously, 30-40% is a far more reasonable figure, and that’s being generous.

Don’t take my word for it, though.  Just look at the overwhelming evidence provided by a quick Google search (after the jump)…

The following six pics were randomly selected from the first page of Google Images search results for “Florida State Students.” Quite the smoking gun…

Sober Florida State students

Seriously, is there a single incontrovertibly sober face in this crowd other than the player? Including the player?

FSU Students barely stay sober

I personally guarantee that not even one of these girls had a BAC at or below .06 between 7:00 pm and 7:00 am the following morning

FSU students, drunk as skunks

This one kind of just speaks for itself, doesn't it?

Jenn Sterger while at Florida State

As does this one...

Florida State students doing a drunk tomahawk chop

This one requies a slightly more deliberate examination, but let's not be ridiculous -- there's no way in hell 61% of this student section kept it at .06 or lower.

Future drunks of America: FSU Law Students

Finally, just to show the first page of results wasn’t limited to photos from football saturdays  and/or other multi-cultural events, here’s some Florida State law students. They may not be over .06 at the moment, but it’s just a matter of time. Trust me on this one.

I rest my case…

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One Response to “This just in: Just over half of Florida State students keep it just under the legal limit”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    Not sure about the football game pics bud. They may have been above that limit before the game and after. During the game however, they would have to smuggle alcohol in since FSU has not served alcohol at their football games since the 90’s. I would agree that it probably is B.S. The football pics though do not support your point. None of the students are even holding cups, weak at best………….

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