Turtle bites dog in the naughty bits. Now that’s a Friday story…

Fri, May 14, 2010 at 2:28 pm ET

Feathers and Fur, The Rest

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At first, you know, I kind of felt sorry for this poor pup. I mean, I can’t begin to imagine what kind of pain he must have felt when this tortoise chomped down on his boys. Almost certainly made him wish he hadn’t protested so much when his owners contemplated getting him neutered, yeah?

But then it struck me: Wait a tick, he obviously knew the turtle was heading down to his nether regions. In fact, at first he pushes him away. Then, at second glance, is he not thinking: “God da…well. Hmmm, turtle is by my sack. F*ck it. Let’s just see how this plays out.” You know, hoping someone else might lick his balls for a change. Big mistake.

It’s the risk you take, I suppose — when you allow a turtle to get that close to the testes. This dog gambled and lost…

Thanks to Dbj for the tip and inspiration…

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