The US lost 63,000 jobs in February. We hit the streets to get the public’s reaction.
We talked to an unemployed college graduate named Zach.
Frump: How do you feel about the loss of 63,000 jobs?
Zach: It sucks. It’s already hard enough to find a job. Now, we’re losing even more jobs.
Frump: How long have you been unemployed?
Zach: I’ve been unemployed for a little over two years.
Frump: What do you plan to do?
Zach: I don’t know. I tried selling drugs. It’s nothing like television. The market is flooded. There’s too many drug dealers. I knew it was over when I got pistol whipped by 5 year old girl in a Snow White costume. I’ve just hooked with a Cougar.
Zach: Yeah, you know it’s not all that bad. Ashton Kucher really paved the way with Demi Moore.
Frump: How is that going?
Zach: It’s going pretty good. I just hooked up with this 75 year old lady named Edna.
Frump: How old are you?
Frump: Don’t you think that’s kind of sick?
Zach: See. That’s what wrong with America. Women have been able to hook up with older men for centuries. When a man wants to hook up with an older woman then it’s a big deal.
Frump: Dude, she’s 48 years older than you.
Zach: Would you date an older woman for an Aston Martin, Yankee Season Tickets and $50,000 a month allowance?
Frump: Good point. I see why you carry the flask. Does Edna have a sister?
Zach: Wouldn’t you like to know. Anti-cougar.
Frump: Fair enough. Good luck applying that Ben Gay over those liver spots.