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From the outfield acrobatics to the fidgety, fidgety, fidgety fingers to the fists of fury, this Red Sox guy will miss you, Coco. Even though you went through slumps that the little-league mouth-breathing moron in right field never encountered, I'll miss you. Even though Jacoby "I'm Going to Plow, Plow, Plow Boston to the Ground Over the Next 10 Years" Ellsbury had to bail you out in the playoffs last year, I'll miss you (You actually bailed Jacoby out this year--not that it mattered). In all seriousness, you are one of the greatest DEFENSIVE center fielders I've ever seen. So, here's to you, Coco. I'll miss you. Trade analysis after the jump.