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Entries Tagged "Cottage Cheese"

Friday, April 18, 2008

Malnutrition may be starting to affect Paris Hilton’s sensory faculties…

Either that or she's just jealous, and jealousy is a bitch. A bitch that has the body of an adolescent boy.

Paris Hilton could use some "cottage cheese" herself Kim Kardashian appalled by "cottage cheese" comment

Yep, apparently Paris and Kim have had a bit of a falling out. Reports indicate that Paris recently called into a Las Vegas radio show to vent about her former friend and fellow celebutart (patent pending); And Kim's ass (patent approved).

I don't know about you, but I perk up at the prospect of hearing Paris Hilton discuss her feelings on Kim Kardashian's rump. Unfortunately, this wasn't that kind of discourse. Paris apparently called Kardashian "disgusting", and described that (ass)et of hers as "cottage cheese stuffed in a trash bag." Naturally I became quite upset upon hearing this, which is why Frumpzilla has decided to champion Ms. Kardashian's cause, and her junk, after the jump...