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But please don't take that assessment the wrong way, Frumpsters. With those qualifiers, such a video could still be, generally speaking, pretty damn shitty, and that's basically what we have after the jump.
So yeah, a trusted source just informed me that North Carolina State alumnus John Tesh is responsible for that envigorating, nearly unforgettable jam/theme song for the "NBA on NBC". Yes, Wolfpackers, I'm afraid it's true, and on both counts. Now, if an acquaintance, or even a complete stranger, had told me that over a pint or ten down at the local watering hole, I'd of called them a bald-faced liar and asked them to kindly leave. Otherwise, fistifcuffs would almost certainly ensue, and understandably so. I mean, I just don't take the alleged association of things like competitive sports and John Tesh lightly, and I've always felt such sentiment was perfectly reasonable...UNTIL NOW
Ernie Johnson pulled a "Papa Burgundy" the other night on our boy Charles Barkely. The former Right Guard spokesperson and self proclaimed "Round Mound of Rebound" takes it in stride of course. Probably because he knew he's had it coming, not to mention the whole "It's funny 'cause it's true!" effect. The recent revelation that, by the grace of God Hammer of Thor, an Anchorman 2 may be in the works makes this all the more appropriate.
Clip comes to you coutesy of Odenized. Don't mind the setup, the punchline is worth waiting for. Enjoy...
The Heels lost two of the three core talents primarily responsible for their stellar 2007-2008 basketball season today. Point guard Ty Lawson and sharp shooting Wayne "Pretty Boy" Ellington, both Sophomores, have declared for the NBA Draft, though neither will apparently sign with an agent. This of course gives them the option to return for the Junior campaigns should they choose to do so at a later date.
Meanwhile, National Player of the Year Tyler Hansbrough has made it official that he'll be returning for his Senior season as a Tar Heel. That's a bold move coming from a player whose draft stock has almost certainly plateaued, though I suppose it can't get much worse either. Coming back also gives Tyler a legitimate shot at breaking J.J. Redick's ACC scoring records; potentially a great story there for next season.
In the wake Tyler's accolades and his refreshing decision to spend 4 entire seasons as an amateur athlete, Frumpzilla would like to honor Hansbrough with a brief tribute. After the jump of course...
Well, we finally made it. This one's for all the marbles. Will Bill Self finally clip the choker he's been wearing for the past 8 years? Will John Calipari provide the punchline for the whole "we get no respect" routine? Will either one of them win their first NCAA Championship? Will either of them wear a tie that coordinates with their team's colors? We'll see...
Deer penis, turtle blood and angelica root potions have joined steroids and amphetamines on the list of banned drugs for Chinese Olympians, providing pressure for all Chinese athletes, including Yao Ming, to abandon their use.
Jazz Forward Kyle Korver, presumably startled by the "armadillo" that apparently resides in Rashad McCants' trousers, puts on an embarassing defensive display last week against the Timberwolves. McCants had 22, no assist credited to "armadillo"...
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