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Entries Tagged "Nfl"

Friday, May 01, 2009

Sure, we all do (don't we?), but we also need to be aware of the potential drawbacks.  It's true, as an NFL player you may get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the free creams and lotions, but you could also end up with a finger like the Jags' Torry Holt down there (It looks like that permanently, Frumpsters).  Yeah, so for all of you out there thinking about  trying out at your favorite franchise's mini-camp this weekend, and I know there's at least handful of ya, consider this your public service announcement for the day foreseeable future. 

Rumor has it that during Holt's days at N.C. State he used to tie one arm behind his back during receiving drills.  That may help explain things.  Either way, I'm adding this revelation to an already long list of reasons why I haven't made a living catching a lot of balls.  Make the jump for a clip of Torry discussing his "trophy" of a finger at a recent Jaguars press conference.

Torry Holt's busted middle finger

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{name} Posted by cieron on 05/01 at 11:59 AM •
Categories: College FootballNFL
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Tuesday, December 02, 2008

San Deigo Chargers Vs. Oakland Raiders

 

Chargers Girl

 Raiders Girl

Like Smokey would say.... "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!"

Smokey

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{name} Posted by Striker Beaver on 12/02 at 04:50 PM •
Categories: NFL
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Thursday, November 13, 2008

We all remember the 1985 Chicago Bears and their Grammy nominated(look it up) "hit", "The Super Bowl Shuffle".  In fact, you may actually remember the parody on SNL moreso.  If you're like me, when you first saw the shuffle your thought process would've been something along the lines of "Holy crap, those dudes look ridiculous and I would rather be caught holding the lighter in the next Amy Winehouse crack video than look that absurd on film". 

Well, apparently the other squads in the NFL didn't take the hint and wanted to leave their truly unforgettable mark on the world of "music videos".  Here is just a sample of the visual and auditory torture the NFL inflicted on us in the 80's and the early 90's.  Watch below at your own risk as the Miami Dolphins perform their hearts out in "Can't Touch Us"...presented commercial free by Zubaz.  Also, check out a collection of the worst raps perpetrated by the NFL after the jump!

 

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{name} Posted by B Diddy on 11/13 at 05:47 PM •
Categories: NFL
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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

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{name} Posted by Striker Beaver on 04/30 at 11:48 AM •
Categories: NFLNASCAR
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Monday, April 21, 2008

Jones allegedly made it rain more than previously thought in connection with the Vegas shootings that led to his 2007 suspension. Reports are out indicating that the troubled corner had over $15,000 extorted from him by Arvin Kenti Edwards, a man now in custody in connection with the shootings at Vegas' Harlem Knights strip club.  Apparently Edwards threatened Jones and his family, and went through the former West Virginia star's friends and relatives in order to secure the payments for "services rendered".  Jones flew to Seattle earlier to identify Edwards as the gunman and extortioner and continues to maintain that he had no role in the actual shootings whatsoever.

More details in the link, but, all in all, I'd say $15,000 was a bargain under the circumstances, and apparently Jones has been cooperating with the authorities for quite some time now, which is good.  Nevertheless, it seems a bit unclear how this may affect Pacman's path to being reinstated by the league.  Was this simply "hush money", or something connected to the investigation, or maybe just money Jones genuinely believed was necessary to ensure his family's safety?  Regardless, it'll be interesting to see how all this pans out.

Whatever happens, however, Jones should be able to rest easy tonight knowing that, at least for the immediate future, Santonio Holmes will probably be the juiciest story of the NFL offseason.  A big distraction is just what Pacman needs...

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{name} Posted by cieron on 04/21 at 11:13 PM •
Categories: NFL
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

WRIGHTSVILLE, Georgia-- Many people think they know the legendary Herschel Walker, and that's because they've probably met him in person and hung out with him. He's a famous running back who won the 1982 Heisman Trophy.

Skip to my Lou

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Posted by Dejected Elk on 04/15 at 09:27 PM •
Categories: College FootballNFL
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Friday, April 04, 2008

Chris Henry

alien

...and being a dumbass.  Another huge waste of talent from West Virginia to go with "Pacman."

WHATTADOUCHE

 

-Chese

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{name} Posted by Cochese on 04/04 at 03:13 PM •
Categories: NFL
Popular Tags: nfl, aliens, doppelgangers, chris henry
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Wednesday, April 02, 2008

 NYG - We The Best!

And we have the ring to prove it.

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Posted by The Hurricane on 04/02 at 10:21 AM •
Categories: NFL
Popular Tags: nfl, g-men, new york giants, super bowl
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Randy Moss wonders if he's really the best receiver in the NFL. . .

You're saying this guy is better than me?  Perhaps...Larry Fitzgerald, upon learning he'll be making $10 million per anum

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{name} Posted by cieron on 03/11 at 11:02 PM •
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Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Favre Announces Retirement

Brett Favre retires one day after Randy Moss re-signs with the Pats.

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Posted by Marmalard on 03/04 at 09:44 AM •
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Monday, March 03, 2008

"Big Ben" Roethlisberger just got paid.

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{name} Posted by Jrock on 03/03 at 01:10 PM •
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Sunday, March 02, 2008

Sign Turner, sentence fans to 6 more years of wondering what Michael Turner could do if he had a chance.

Falcons Sign Turner to 6 Year, 34 Million Contract

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{name} Posted by cieron on 03/02 at 08:19 PM •
Categories: NFLFantasy Sports
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