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So, in case you haven't noticed, some of us are a wee bit pumped up for the rivalry game tomorrow between State and carolina. I am no different. The douches are favored and "should" win this game, but that doesn't faze me. I have a good feeling about the game. You know who else has a good feeling about the game?? Unborn baby fetuses! (or is it feti?) Below is a picture I found here. It shows an unborn child already supporting the school it will undoubtedly follow through good and bad(mostly bad...sorry little guy/gal, it's an uphill battle). I take this as a good sign, GO WOLFPACK!!
More youtubage of The Pack after the jump!
(authors's note: Yes, I understand photoshop exists and that the date is 8/29/08...but I choose to believe it's real and ignore the date and still view it as a sign!)
(2nd author's note: Yes, I meant to leave carolina uncapitalized.)
And you should be too. If this photo of Dinara from the French Open doesn't just scream "Hey, guess what...I have a penis taped up under this skirt", then I don't know what does. I was a bit surprised when I heard about our lovely #1 seed, Maria Sharapova, getting knocked out so early at Roland Garros by a #13, but after getting a look, long and hard, at the culprit, it all makes perfect sense. And I can't get The Kinks' Lola out of my head. Marat must be so proud, but, if they did some sort of celebrity sibling rivaly match or something, my money would be on Dinara. Obviously.
Not too long ago, Hollywood starlet Eva Mendes let us all know how she felt about fur: She rather go naked. I tend to agree. I much rather see Eva naked than wearing a full length mink, but hey, that's just me. So I guess once you let the world know of your particular distaste for something, it's only right to come back later and reveal what you have a taste for, like your own feet, which Mendes has kindly done in this month's Vogue Italia. . .
The Heels lost two of the three core talents primarily responsible for their stellar 2007-2008 basketball season today. Point guard Ty Lawson and sharp shooting Wayne "Pretty Boy" Ellington, both Sophomores, have declared for the NBA Draft, though neither will apparently sign with an agent. This of course gives them the option to return for the Junior campaigns should they choose to do so at a later date.
Meanwhile, National Player of the Year Tyler Hansbrough has made it official that he'll be returning for his Senior season as a Tar Heel. That's a bold move coming from a player whose draft stock has almost certainly plateaued, though I suppose it can't get much worse either. Coming back also gives Tyler a legitimate shot at breaking J.J. Redick's ACC scoring records; potentially a great story there for next season.
In the wake Tyler's accolades and his refreshing decision to spend 4 entire seasons as an amateur athlete, Frumpzilla would like to honor Hansbrough with a brief tribute. After the jump of course...
Either that or she's just jealous, and jealousy is a bitch. A bitch that has the body of an adolescent boy.
Yep, apparently Paris and Kim have had a bit of a falling out. Reports indicate that Paris recently called into a Las Vegas radio show to vent about her former friend and fellow celebutart (patent pending); And Kim's ass (patent approved).
I don't know about you, but I perk up at the prospect of hearing Paris Hilton discuss her feelings on Kim Kardashian's rump. Unfortunately, this wasn't that kind of discourse. Paris apparently called Kardashian "disgusting", and described that (ass)et of hers as "cottage cheese stuffed in a trash bag." Naturally I became quite upset upon hearing this, which is why Frumpzilla has decided to champion Ms. Kardashian's cause, and her junk, after the jump...
Tiger's 7 back now. He's looked relatively pedestrian, and the task ahead is a daunting one. Woods will need the 2nd biggest comeback in Masters' history if he wants to slip on that 5th Green Jacket this year. Of course, if anyone is gonna pull such a feat off, Tiger is the most likely candidate. The Grand Slam dream, and the hype, is alive, but it's slipping. It's on life support even. Some Tiger free highlights await after the jump. Gary Player Edition...
All of us may not celebrate Easter, no big whoop, but surely we can all come together and celebrate random pictures of "Buns". Here's a sampling for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!
Jazz Forward Kyle Korver, presumably startled by the "armadillo" that apparently resides in Rashad McCants' trousers, puts on an embarassing defensive display last week against the Timberwolves. McCants had 22, no assist credited to "armadillo"...