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The Heels left Durham with a W, which begs the question, does a win in the team's only rivalry game make the season a success? Short answer - no. Longer answer after the jump.
Okay, so we know this isn't original, or hot off the presses necessarily, but around here these days beggars can't be choosers. Came across this over at Holy Taco, and boy am I glad I did. All the credit goes to them. Yeah, yeah, so I almost got called out at work, presumably because of the wails of laughter coming from my desk, but it was worth it. Enjoy. I'm off to add Jesus right now...
of Top 10 Lists (of the past few weeks or so). About a month ago, Frumpzilla brought you our inaugural "Top 10 Top 10 Lists (of the past few weeks or so)" in an attempt to capitalize on the whole Listmania demographic. There's just something about lists that capture the hearts, minds, and, most importanly, attention (Read: visits/clicks) of internet dwellers, and naturally we wanted a piece of that pie. Well, and I know this is hard to believe, we didn't get our piece, but that doesn't mean we won't keep trying.
Like last time, our list breaks a couple of relatively standard rules: Some of the lists are not in fact Top "10" lists, and, of course, we maintain our "Socialist" (thank you again) stance in that we don't rank these lists in any particular order.
Just take these in at your leisure. If you didn't have the cahones to take today off, and make this Memorial Day Weekend an extra long one, hopefully this compilation will help kill off your Friday faster than usual. Make the jump to begin/continue your Friday procrastination...
Reverend Jeremiah Wright rushed back from his vacation in the Caribbean this week to make appearances on PBS with Bill Moyers and The National Press Club in order to reiterate that Barack Obama will be completely unelectable in the general election come this fall.
The Heels lost two of the three core talents primarily responsible for their stellar 2007-2008 basketball season today. Point guard Ty Lawson and sharp shooting Wayne "Pretty Boy" Ellington, both Sophomores, have declared for the NBA Draft, though neither will apparently sign with an agent. This of course gives them the option to return for the Junior campaigns should they choose to do so at a later date.
Meanwhile, National Player of the Year Tyler Hansbrough has made it official that he'll be returning for his Senior season as a Tar Heel. That's a bold move coming from a player whose draft stock has almost certainly plateaued, though I suppose it can't get much worse either. Coming back also gives Tyler a legitimate shot at breaking J.J. Redick's ACC scoring records; potentially a great story there for next season.
In the wake Tyler's accolades and his refreshing decision to spend 4 entire seasons as an amateur athlete, Frumpzilla would like to honor Hansbrough with a brief tribute. After the jump of course...
As young as Frumpzilla is (still less than 2 months), we're constantly trying to come up with new, quality additions and contributions to the site. Fresh content, polls, tag clouds videos, photos, ads, etc, but, to my knowledge, we've yet to do a "List".
WRIGHTSVILLE, Georgia-- Many people think they know the legendary Herschel Walker, and that's because they've probably met him in person and hung out with him. He's a famous running back who won the 1982 Heisman Trophy.
9 clever 3rd graders in Waycross, Georgia have been awarded Frumpzilla's first Justice Award for nearly pulling off an elaborate, disturbingly well-calculated hit on their b*tch of a teacher.
Deer penis, turtle blood and angelica root potions have joined steroids and amphetamines on the list of banned drugs for Chinese Olympians, providing pressure for all Chinese athletes, including Yao Ming, to abandon their use.
Jeffrey McIntosh, a local Asheville stoner and hippy, viewed repeated footage of Barack Obama's Pastor making various speeches about American culture and Hilary Clinton. McIntosh, a founding member of Granola's for More S'mores, dissected Reverend Wright's speech as follows:
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