About
us: A Continuing
Saga (at least beyond that of what you may see above and to your
immediate right...)
So, you're
wondering
just how unprofessional and irresponsible the Frumpzilla.com team is?
Well, you've come to the right place.
As you can imagine, here at Frumpzilla.com we get a lot of questions. We mean a LOT. Most of these queries are quite trivial: "where are you guys/gals from?", "are any of you single?", "can we party with you?", "please?", "who is your web designer, and how did he learn to code this well?" and so on. You know, pretty standard stuff, though it should be noted that we do typically frown upon compound questions.
Realizing that our readers obviously possess an insatiable thirst for knowledge about Frumpzilla.com and the tortured souls from which it spawned, we determined that a simple, static narrative would not suffice for an "About" page. Instead, we decided on a dynamic FAQ, in every sense of the word. Below you'll find some of the more noteworthy lines that drop in at the Frumpzilla.com mailroom . As the interrogatories keep rolling in, and we truly hope they will, we'll keep updating the answers.
Got a question? About anything? Frumpzilla.com may have the answer. It's not likely, but you never know. Drop us a line at the Frumpzilla.com mailroom
As you can imagine, here at Frumpzilla.com we get a lot of questions. We mean a LOT. Most of these queries are quite trivial: "where are you guys/gals from?", "are any of you single?", "can we party with you?", "please?", "who is your web designer, and how did he learn to code this well?" and so on. You know, pretty standard stuff, though it should be noted that we do typically frown upon compound questions.
Realizing that our readers obviously possess an insatiable thirst for knowledge about Frumpzilla.com and the tortured souls from which it spawned, we determined that a simple, static narrative would not suffice for an "About" page. Instead, we decided on a dynamic FAQ, in every sense of the word. Below you'll find some of the more noteworthy lines that drop in at the Frumpzilla.com mailroom . As the interrogatories keep rolling in, and we truly hope they will, we'll keep updating the answers.
| Frequently Asked Question (FAQ) | Frequent Answer Given (FAG) |
| So, is there like a giant rabbit attacking Seattle in your site logo? | You're goddamn right there is. |
| Is your site logo photoshopped or gimped or something? | Absolutely not. |
| Are you guys/gals from Seattle? | Not to our knowlege, no. |
| Just how unprofessional are you guys/gals? | Not one person associated with Frumpzilla.com has any journalistic background whatsoever, nor any sense of journalistic integrity. In fact, such a profile is required for anyone associated with the site. Refreshing, isn't it? |
| If you're so "unprofessional", how do you explain Frumpzilla.com's incredibly complex, professional wed design and intuitive content strcuture? | Okay, you got us there. I suppose we should qualify that our slogan specifically refers to the content of the site and not the actual web design. But doesn't that really go without saying? |
| You do realize that your FAG actually contains Q's, right? | You're goddamn right we do. |
| You guys/gals don't really receive that many questions do you? | Not yet, no. But we will, WE WILL. . .(maybe) |
Got a question? About anything? Frumpzilla.com may have the answer. It's not likely, but you never know. Drop us a line at the Frumpzilla.com mailroom