2009

July

• Hardees gets a bit cheeky with new ad campagin…

May

• So, you want to be an NFL WR?

April

• It’s Secretaries’ Day! (again)

March

• Thanks for the memories, Xavier

• A Walk to Remember

February

• Because I Felt Compelled To Do Something…You Can Frump Us Later.

• “Yeah, I’m a dad.  What of it?”

• Possibly the Greatest Music Video For Any Original Network Television Feature’s Score, Ever…

• Last Minute Dating Advice, Courtesey of Frumpzilla’s Ever Listening Ear

• Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman: “I’m the metaphysical offspring of John Lennon, James Dean and…2Pac”

• Chubby Anime Fan Would Like To Love You Long Time…

January

• Virgin Taken to Task by Dissatisfied Patron

• Stomp to the Fayce!

• Aussie Aussie Aussie!  Oy Oy Oy!

• Chas McBitch

• Why Can’t I Have a Bulletproof Suit, Too?  Perhaps I Can…

• Hail to the Chief

• FOOD by Miss Em and LG

• Drunk History: Volumes 2 and 2.5

• Funny Condom Commercial- NSFW!

• How not to get on a ski lift

2008

December

• Barry Sanders procreated!!!

• KFC Confessions:  Three Donks, a Greasy Sink and a Bottle of Dawn

• Curry Watch--Game 7

• 70 Year Old Woman Gives Birth, GAHHHH!!!

• What did the hamburger say to the face? SLAP!

• Curry Watch--Games 5 and 6

• NFL Thursday Pick’em- Brought to you by Hot girls sporting their favorites!

• Where Did I Put My Keys???

• Tar Heels Win Rivalry Game

November

• So…you think you are a badass?

• Myron Rolle:  A 5-Star STUDENT-Athlete

• Bad News: Your Thanksgiving Turkey Just Became Inferior

• Austrailian Man Fined For Getting Intimate With Pasta Jar, Jack Russell Terrier

• Curry Watch--Games 3 and 4

• 41-10 - THAT JUST HAPPENED

• Parents want lunch lady “canned” for being a porn star

• No Use Crying Over Spilled…..Coco

• Sorry Sam, Lindsay loves the cod-piece…always has, always will

• Baby.  Unborn.  Already Brilliant!

• Worms?  In your brain?  Seriously?

• Nate’s Hungry:  A Pack v. Heels Prediction

• ACC Football: not as bad as you think - by the numbers

• Somebody Done Gone and Sucked Her Brain Out

• I Guess This Year’s Iron Bowl Has Lost a Bit of Its Luster…

• Man uses sammich as his pimp-hand

• A Little Something for my Lawyer Friends

• Curry Watch--First TV Appearance

• Pedroia the Destroy-ah!!!!

• Mets Third Baseman David Wright Forced to Fend Off Attack by Desperate Pack of Cougars

• I dare you to catch them riding dirty…

• Dirty Dancing Granny Banned From Smalltown North Carolina Club…

• SURPRISE! Woman with last name of ‘Spears’ is an idiot

• Someone Went and Dorked Up Bluetooth Even More…

• Dubya Shocks Us One More Time

• “Can’t Touch Us” ummm…Don’t Want To

October

• Now we know why those SEC defenses are so damn good…

• Katie Couric tackles real issues with Sarah Palin…

• Those Darn Yankees!

• Mizzou really hates to go 3 and Out

September

• Sarah Palin’s Facebook Page

• I’m not sure I’ve ever been more excited for some Beavers

• In Case You Missed It

August

• The Top 25 Sci-Fi Movies

• New Diet Craze to Sweep Nation?

July

• CNN/AP Insert Subtle Pun About Beheaded Man

• Valdosta, Georgia: TitleTown USA

• Josh Childress’s Great Escape

• LET THEM EAT CAKE!!!!!!

• Earth Continues Remarkable Dominance in Miss Universe Pageant…

• Big Pun has been reincarnated!

• Patti Boyd: Once Beautiful, Now Looks Like She Ran the 100 Yard Dash in a 90 Yard Gym.

June

• Who Would’ve Guessed It?

• What was that, Mike?

• A Tribute to Bo Jackson

• “Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes”

• It’s a Dog Day Afternoon

• Kyle Shelton proves that success and failure are not necessarily mutually exclusive…

• 52 Year-Old Woman Sues Victoria’s Secret Over Defective Thong

• Ty Lawson Makes Wise Life Decision, Will Return to UNC

• Enjoying the “Playoffs”?

• 2008 College World Series begins tomorrow afternoon

• Random, Ridiculous Baseball Stats:  Volume 1

• Lakers vs Celtics NBA Finals Time Capsule

• Say Cheese!  Or Just Open Your Eyes, Please.

• Lakers Set to Win 4th NBA Title Under Leadership of Phil Jackson; Boston is a Stupid Town

• Charlotte man begging for asskicking by N.C. rednecks

• Have we really come to this?  In Connecticutt?

• Death of a Cereal Box

• We’re Afraid of Dinara Safina…

• Sports Cars Dethroned as Primary Means of Male Compensation

• Dawgs Brush Lipscomb Aside, Shutout Tech For First Time Since 1969

• Hedley Lamar: 1927-2008

May

• Dawgs take huge dump on day 1 of regionals…

• The Road To Omaha Begins Today

• Kris Kristoferson and Barbara Streisand Passionately Hate the Cobra Post Immediately Below This Post

• 1/2 on a Cobra

• This guy is third in the line of Presidential succession…

• The Purity of Showtime: A.C. Green Revisited.

• A Crush on Crush?