2008

July

• Big Pun has been reincarnated!

• Patti Boyd: Once Beautiful, Now Looks Like She Ran the 100 Yard Dash in a 90 Yard Gym.

June

• Who Would’ve Guessed It?

• What was that, Mike?

• A Tribute to Bo Jackson

• “Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes”

• It’s a Dog Day Afternoon

• Kyle Shelton proves that success and failure are not necessarily mutually exclusive…

• 52 Year-Old Woman Sues Victoria’s Secret Over Defective Thong

• Ty Lawson Makes Wise Life Decision, Will Return to UNC

• Enjoying the “Playoffs”?

• 2008 College World Series begins tomorrow afternoon

• Random, Ridiculous Baseball Stats:  Volume 1

• Lakers vs Celtics NBA Finals Time Capsule

• Say Cheese!  Or Just Open Your Eyes, Please.

• Lakers Set to Win 4th NBA Title Under Leadership of Phil Jackson; Boston is a Stupid Town

• Charlotte man begging for asskicking by N.C. rednecks

• Have we really come to this?  In Connecticutt?

• Death of a Cereal Box

• We’re Afraid of Dinara Safina…

• Sports Cars Dethroned as Primary Means of Male Compensation

• Dawgs Brush Lipscomb Aside, Shutout Tech For First Time Since 1969

• Hedley Lamar: 1927-2008

May

• Dawgs take huge dump on day 1 of regionals…

• The Road To Omaha Begins Today

• Kris Kristoferson and Barbara Streisand Passionately Hate the Cobra Post Immediately Below This Post

• 1/2 on a Cobra

• This guy is third in the line of Presidential succession…

• The Purity of Showtime: A.C. Green Revisited.

• A Crush on Crush?

• What Will Kobe Bryant Jump Over Next?  A Kiddie Pool Of Snakes While Paling Around With A Midget?

• Gamestop declares the Zune Sucks

• The Most Relevant Preseaon College Football Poll Has Been Revealed…

• Yet Another Top Ten List…

• Champions League Final Video Highlights

• Matt Ryan might as well have hit the Powerball Jackpot…

• Cash Warren: The Dream Shatterer

• A Fantastic Football Fortnight Looms…

• A Little Monday Pick-Me-Up (in case you missed us, and/or hate Mondays in general)

• Go Green and Get Lean

• Papa Bear O’Reilly’s Dance Remix (Live!)

• Meet Washaun Ealey…

• Girl gnaws on attackers “Moose Knuckles”

• Stephen Colbert empathizes with Bill O’Reilly

• GMC Releases a Classic

• Happy Mother’s Day!

• Eva Mendes Enjoys Her Toes

• Teens Accused of Using Corpse Head to Smoke Pot

• You stay classy, Sir Charles

• Rick Ankiel: Laser, Rocket Arm

• Scientists formulate blonde pill

• Baker Bans Balls

• Roger Clemens finally issues public apology for mistakes he’s made…

• Obama Wins Guam by 7 Votes, Guamanian Superdelegate Remains Undecided

• Arizona State disbands cheerleading squad in travesty of justice

• Note to self:  If you’re gonna try to pass a bad check…

April

• It appears that the idiocy of the BCS shall endure…

• NASCAR’s Newest Team Owner- Randy Moss? Really?

• The Rocket was “Rockin” with a 15 year-old Mindy McCready?

• Wedding Fisticuffs

• Rev. Wright Cuts Vacation Short to Remind American Voters that Barack Obama is Unelectable

• Profiles in Courage: Tyler Hansbrough (a photo essay)

• The Showdown…Gay guy vs. Fat girl

• Top 10 “Top ‘10’ Lists”:  Of the past week or so…

• Feds Bust Nino Brown

• It’s Secretary’s Day…

• Can You Smell-el-la-el What the Barack is Cooking?

• Pacman Jones: Finally a True Victim?

• The NBA Showdown

• Do they win?  Great!

• Just Blaze Girl of the Month

• College Baseball Pancake Hat!  Gripes:  Volume 2

• Malnutrition may be starting to affect Paris Hilton’s sensory faculties…

• Kobe does Jackie Chan Impersonation

• Herschel Walker On His Identity Disorder: “I was convinced I was either Bo Jackson or Walter Payton”

• ‘08 NBA Playoffs- Kobe/Shaq- This is your brain on drugs!

• Hillary Clinton visits Teddy Kennedy’s school of Politics

• Is Jerry McGuire Trevor Immelman’s Agent? Or did he Kidnap the kid from that movie?

• How to overreact:  By the New York Yankees

• And Your 2008 Masters Champion Is…

• The muscial/marketing genius behind the rise of gangsta rap revealed by Alicia Keys

• Masters Round 3 Recap

• Tiger Watch!:  Day 2 at the Masters

• Reason #753 To Not Have Kids: Having to Decide Which Gang They’ll Join

• Day 1 at the Masters: Recap

• 2008 Masters Coverage

• Hugh Hefner turns 112

• It’s Wedding Season Guys- Get your buddies ready!

• Would You Care to Try the Special, Sir?  Gripes:  Volume 1

• Mario Chalmers:  As cool as the barren arctic wasteland from whence he came…

• NCAA Championship Preview

• Roy Williams pulled a Bill Self last night, and we think we know why…

• Final Four Preview:  Sorry, Stephen Curry won’t be playing tonight…

• Frumpzilla Announces Its 1st “Justice Award”

• Mike Hampton: Winner of Frumpzilla’s 1st Annual Dead Weight Award

• Chris Henry arrested for looking like an alien

• Women’s prayers answered: Man is preggers

• More hilarity from everyone’s favorite Bowden

• REUTERS- Jessica Alba Yells at Parking Attendant, Accusing Him of Setting “Unfair Parking Rates”

• Say it Ain’t So, Teddy BALLgame