On freshman Kyle Parker, who is having a really good season with the baseball team:
“I’ve watched him practice and I’ve watched him play (baseball). He’s really good looking. If I was a girl, I’d be very interested in him. He wears those tight pants. When you wear loose stuff, you can’t tell the definition of a guy’s body. In baseball, everything’s tight and you can tell he’s very well put together.”

Oh yes.  He really said that.  

http://clemson.scout.com/a.z?s=46&p=2&c=743007

I have one piece of advice for all of you Clemson football players out there...

"Watch your cornhole."