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The muscial/marketing genius behind the rise of gangsta rap revealed by Alicia Keys

Alicia Keys

Not Suge, not Dre, not Eazy-E, not Ice Cube and not Snoop...

Evidently, 'gangsta rap' was created by these guys:

whitey

Thats right, WHITEY a.k.a. 'The Man' a.k.a the Government is responsible for such hits as "Picture me rollin," "Nutz on ya chin" and "Fuck tha Police" according to Alicia Keys.  Mrs. Keys said;

"'Gangsta rap' was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. 'Gangsta rap' didn't exist."

Keys, 27, said she's read several Black Panther autobiographies and wears a gold AK-47 pendant around her neck "to symbolize strength, power and killing 'em dead," according to an interview in the magazine's May issue, on newsstands Tuesday.

Another of her theories: The bicoastal feud between slain rappers Tupac Shakur and Notorious B.I.G. was fueled "by the government and the media, to stop another great black leader from existing."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,350916,00.html

Stunning bit of investigative journalism Mrs. Keys.  Your profound powers of observation and keen intellect will no doubt help you sell millions more records. 

Lets be honest, its not been a good 2008 for Whitey.  Between Rev. Wright exposing the facts that HIV and Crack were invented by white people to kill black people and now, Alicia Key's bombshell, Whitey better get his shit together. 

LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS WHITEY.  Lets just hope we can keep project heart disease and project obesity under wraps. 

 

-Chese 

{name} Posted by Cochese on 04/13 at 03:39 PM •
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