This series is dedicated to the most exciting, exhilirating, electrifying and talented college basketball player of all-time (save David Thompson, Bryce Drew and a host of others).....Stephen Curry. Recaps from games five and six after the jump.
I don't think I'm alone when I say, "HOLY CRAP!". 20 month old Nicholas Holderman was playing with his older brothers when he fell and hit his head. This is far from abnormal, I'm sure we've all hit our heads many times as youngins, some more than others (ahem: Plaxico Burress!). However, rather than falling on the floor, the side of the couch or even the side of a table, this kid fell on a key that was pointing upwards!!!
One of the keys pierced his eyelid (luckily)right above his eye, missed all of that skull bone and continued it's way directly into his brain! I am not a father, however I can only imagine the feeling I would have if I walked in and saw a set of keys sticking out of my son's dome piece. Luckily for the child and his parents, he was airlifted to [fiction] Seattle Grace where those crazy doctors from Grey's Anatomy stopped having sex with one another for a couple minutes so Dr. Shepherd could take the key out and avoid any long term effects[/fiction].
All joking aside, just 2 months later, the kid functions just as any other kid his age would. There's no dain bramage and apparently people can't even figure out which eye was almost popped open by a key that I choose to believe starts a Dodge Stratus. The original story and more pictures, including one of the kid now, after the JUMP!
The Heels left Durham with a W, which begs the question, does a win in the team's only rivalry game make the season a success? Short answer - no. Longer answer after the jump.
I know all of you hyper-aware, plugged in Frumpsters know by now, but Myron Rolle, Florida State's starting SS, was awarded the Rhodes Scholarship this past Saturday. Well done; you certainly have my respect and admiration. More praise after the jump.
The geniuses over at BaconToday.com have just raised the bar for Thanksgiving Dinner. I'm sure by now you've heard of the genetic masterpiece, the Turducken. It's a turkey that's stuffed with duck, which has already been stuffed with chicken. It's basically one of those Russian stacking dolls(that you keep opening up only to find a smaller doll which also contains a smaller doll and so on), yet much more delicious.
What those Bacon obsessors have done is take the Turducken and add the next logical step, wrap that bitch in bacon! Unfortunately I've found this just now, and I think I'm going to have a (now boring)cajun fried turkey this year..but you can bet I'll keep this in mind for years to come. Although before I try, It'll probably be good to see if anyone dies this week from direct exposure to THE TURBACONDUCKEN!!!
Pictures of the monstrosity and much much more bacon porn after the jump!
So someone sent me this story and said: "this has Cieron written all over it". I wasn't quite sure how to take that at first, but, after a lot of self reflection, I've come to terms with it. It's true, I have been known to Frump about folks arguably taking a few too many liberties with inanimate objects. And sure, maybe I'm a sucker for a classic American story about baby boomers suing Victoria's Secret over defective thongs. But is that such a crime?
I mean, I've tackled the tough topics of the day as well. Like why we should all consider switching to hybrid vehicles, and how to act appropriately on Secretary's Day. I've even, albeit reluctantly, addressed the general implausibility of deep seeded, Judeo-Christian religious traditions. That being said, you just can't pass up a report about a guy getting caught with his penis submerged in a pasta jar, having his way with it, and continuing to pleausre himself while resisting arrest. Oh, yeah, and there's a Jack Russell Terrier involved, too, and it all went down at a place called Nobby's Beach (seriously). Make the jump for a recap of the festivities and link to the source article.
This series is dedicated to the most exciting, exhilirating, electrifying and talented college basketball player of all-time (save David Thompson, Bryce Drew and a host of others).....Stephen Curry. Recaps from games three and four after the jump.
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