Yeah, yeah, I know these aren't exactly fresh or new or anything (except to me, I guess, given that I've only just now come across them), but they do fit into my ongoing theme of being behind the times a bit, and unafraid to post items that may be yesterday's news.
Regardless, these are well worth a view if you haven't been fortunate enough to see them, and I imagine a repeat viewing wouldn't hurt either. If you happen to be even mildly amused by Jack Black, or Benjamin Franklin for that matter, and the concept of seeing history through the mind of someone that just pounded about 10 Vodka and Cranberries is at all intriguing to you, do yourself a favor and take a gander. There's some foul language, so, if you're at work or something, be sure to have the headphones on. Make the jump for Volume 2.5, the sequel...
The above photo may or may not be an actual pic of the culprit, but, either way, pretty alarming, huh? And on so many levels. Fortunately, the most obvious potential injuries that come to mind, at least to my mind anyway, didn't come into play here, but that doesn't mean what actually happened isn't just as bizarre. Apparently 52 year-old Macrida Patterson, a traffic officer with Los Angeles' Department of Transportation, was simply slipping on her "low-rise V-String" from Victoria's Secret's "Sexy Little Thing" line when a decorative metallic piece flew off the undies and struck her in the eye. Ain't that somethin'?
According to Ms. Patterson's attorney, Jason Buccat, despite the fact that the "design problem" only led to his client missing a few days of work, the injury to her cornea will be "affecting her for the rest of her life". I imagine there may be some emotional trauma as well, which is understandable, and god I hope Mr. Buccat milks it dry. Buccat apparently made another bold move when he denied Victoria's Secret representative's requests to examine the offending drawls. Can't be sure why Buccat, a products liability specialist with apparent emphais in undergarmets, would implement such a strategy, but, once again, my mind is wide open to several possibilities.
Unfortunately for us all, Ms. Patterson's complaint doesn't specify an amount for monetary damages, but at least we can hope that it will be small fortune. I suspect there may be a run on VS "Sexy Little Thing" "V-Strings" now, so if you're hoping to take advantage of what could become the next notorious class action lawsuit, and are willing to stomach yours or your loved ones' vision problems, you better get out there and stock up prior to the recall. Widepread panic over thong safety may very well ensue...
The complaint in its entirety can be found over at The Smoking Gun.
We typically don't like to pile on here at Frumpzilla (okay, that's a lie), and we know we just posted about O'Reilly's meltdown the other day, but this is just too good to pass up. By the way, the profanity is truly prolific in this, so if you don't have headphones, or happen to be a tourettes counselor, this clip is extremely unsafe for work. Tread carefully, now break it down!
Not too long ago, Hollywood starlet Eva Mendes let us all know how she felt about fur: She rather go naked. I tend to agree. I much rather see Eva naked than wearing a full length mink, but hey, that's just me. So I guess once you let the world know of your particular distaste for something, it's only right to come back later and reveal what you have a taste for, like your own feet, which Mendes has kindly done in this month's Vogue Italia. . .
Either that or she's just jealous, and jealousy is a bitch. A bitch that has the body of an adolescent boy.
Yep, apparently Paris and Kim have had a bit of a falling out. Reports indicate that Paris recently called into a Las Vegas radio show to vent about her former friend and fellow celebutart (patent pending); And Kim's ass (patent approved).
I don't know about you, but I perk up at the prospect of hearing Paris Hilton discuss her feelings on Kim Kardashian's rump. Unfortunately, this wasn't that kind of discourse. Paris apparently called Kardashian "disgusting", and described that (ass)et of hers as "cottage cheese stuffed in a trash bag." Naturally I became quite upset upon hearing this, which is why Frumpzilla has decided to champion Ms. Kardashian's cause, and her junk, after the jump...
Of course, I suppose Greg has taken some similar spills, or perhaps flops, himself, though I'm almost certain none of his had anything to do with butter on the court...
***Potentially NSFW due to some foul language (assuming you have audio)***
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