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Thursday, February 12, 2009

Okay, that's not actually a direct quote, but it might as well have been.  Whether it's drugs, anxiety, or just another tragic case of Christian Bale Disease (extremely over-inflated sense of self-worth), Joaquin Phoenix put on quite a show on Letterman last night.  Then again, maybe that's just it; it's all an act.  Is Phoenix the one that's really laughing here?  Very well could be, but who cares.  For now, I'm just going to assume that he takes himself this seriously, it makes it so much better.  I'm also going to assume he's an ass, which may be true regardless of what theory you subscribe to.  A bigger ass than Letterman? Not sure, that's for you to decide.  Make the jump for the video, where Joaquin mumbles about his dreams of becoming the world's first Method Rapper... (thanks DS)

John Lennon, 1/3 of Joaquin Phoenix's metaphysical identity  +  James Dean, 1/3 of the metaphysical menagie trois from which Joaquin Phoenix spawned  +  And 2Pac, Lennon, and Dean begat Joaquin...  =

Joaquin Phoenix, son of Lennon, Dean, 2Pac...

 

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Thursday, January 22, 2009

If you enjoy food as much as I do, check out a blog I enjoy.  Pay special attention to the blue texter (Miss Em).  I know her.  She's nice and fun.  Not that you should avoid the green--You know what I mean.

Tuna Melt

Oysters

Make the jump for the link.

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{name} Posted by Donk Spotter on 01/22 at 03:05 PM
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Friday, November 21, 2008

lindsay lohan hot as fire

Apparently, Lohan and "girlfriend" Samantha Ronsen have entered couples counseling because of Lindsays' wandering eye....or should I say 'ole wandering one eye?

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{name} Posted by Cochese on 11/21 at 01:04 PM
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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

And Now You Know, and Knowing is Half the Battle

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Monday, May 26, 2008

The coolest woman on the planet. Nuff Said. 

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{name} Posted by Jrock on 05/26 at 06:07 PM
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Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Game over. 

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{name} Posted by Jrock on 05/20 at 06:26 PM
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Saturday, May 10, 2008

Not too long ago, Hollywood starlet Eva Mendes let us all know how she felt about fur: She rather go naked.  I tend to agree. I much rather see Eva naked than wearing a full length mink, but hey, that's just me.  So I guess once you let the world know of your particular distaste for something, it's only right to come back later and reveal what you have a taste for, like your own feet, which Mendes has kindly done in this month's Vogue Italia. . .

Eva Mendes on the piano

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{name} Posted by cieron on 05/10 at 08:12 PM
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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Uncle Sam is real cool until you mess with his paper. Wesley Snipes learned this lesson the hard way. 

Snipes is bumping convict music

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{name} Posted by Jrock on 04/24 at 07:28 PM
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Friday, April 18, 2008

Somaya

Who's one of the hottest chicas on the NET that is a challenger for the J in the T trophy? 

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Either that or she's just jealous, and jealousy is a bitch.  A bitch that has the body of an adolescent boy.

Paris Hilton could use some "cottage cheese" herselfKim Kardashian appalled by "cottage cheese" comment

Yep, apparently Paris and Kim have had a bit of a falling out.  Reports indicate that Paris recently called into a Las Vegas radio show to vent about her former friend and fellow celebutart (patent pending);  And Kim's ass (patent approved). 

I don't know about you, but I perk up at the prospect of hearing Paris Hilton discuss her feelings on Kim Kardashian's rump.  Unfortunately, this wasn't that kind of discourse.  Paris apparently called Kardashian "disgusting", and described that (ass)et of hers as "cottage cheese stuffed in a trash bag."  Naturally I became quite upset upon hearing this, which is why Frumpzilla has decided to champion Ms. Kardashian's cause, and her junk, after the jump...

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