This series is dedicated to the most exciting, exhilirating, electrifying and talented college basketball player of all-time (save David Thompson, Bryce Drew and a host of others).....Stephen Curry. Recaps from games five and six after the jump.
The geniuses over at BaconToday.com have just raised the bar for Thanksgiving Dinner. I'm sure by now you've heard of the genetic masterpiece, the Turducken. It's a turkey that's stuffed with duck, which has already been stuffed with chicken. It's basically one of those Russian stacking dolls(that you keep opening up only to find a smaller doll which also contains a smaller doll and so on), yet much more delicious.
What those Bacon obsessors have done is take the Turducken and add the next logical step, wrap that bitch in bacon! Unfortunately I've found this just now, and I think I'm going to have a (now boring)cajun fried turkey this year..but you can bet I'll keep this in mind for years to come. Although before I try, It'll probably be good to see if anyone dies this week from direct exposure to THE TURBACONDUCKEN!!!
Pictures of the monstrosity and much much more bacon porn after the jump!
So someone sent me this story and said: "this has Cieron written all over it". I wasn't quite sure how to take that at first, but, after a lot of self reflection, I've come to terms with it. It's true, I have been known to Frump about folks arguably taking a few too many liberties with inanimate objects. And sure, maybe I'm a sucker for a classic American story about baby boomers suing Victoria's Secret over defective thongs. But is that such a crime?
I mean, I've tackled the tough topics of the day as well. Like why we should all consider switching to hybrid vehicles, and how to act appropriately on Secretary's Day. I've even, albeit reluctantly, addressed the general implausibility of deep seeded, Judeo-Christian religious traditions. That being said, you just can't pass up a report about a guy getting caught with his penis submerged in a pasta jar, having his way with it, and continuing to pleausre himself while resisting arrest. Oh, yeah, and there's a Jack Russell Terrier involved, too, and it all went down at a place called Nobby's Beach (seriously). Make the jump for a recap of the festivities and link to the source article.
Here's our public service announcement for the week, Frumpsters. That and a personal shout out to our favorite, OCD, ritualistic hand sanitizer extraordinaire - Mr. Donk Spotter (Seriously, I'm now, and only just now, sorry for all the times I've made fun of you).
You know, I worry about a lot of silly, pointless things; brain tumors, inevitable death, the economy, the looming giant spider issue, filthy, whorish women, my career prospects...the list goes on and on. I can honestly say, however, that I've never wasted any of my valueless time pondering whether worms would somehow infiltrate, and begin eating through, my brain...until now. Yep, thanks to Phoenix, Arizona's Rosemary Alvarez, I now have yet another relatively irrational concern to add to my laundry list of neuroses.
There is a happy ending here, though. Imagine the relief you must feel upon learning that the tumor the docs thought they saw on your MRI was actually just a worm burrowing through your brain, and at a farily steady pace. Phew! Grab the nearest bottle of Purell (check your shirt pocket, Donk Spotter) and make the jump for the video of this story, including footage of how this worm was discovered during surgery.
So, I'm not sure when this happened, but one thing is certain. North Carolina's public school system is in shambles, and Kellie Pickler, American Idol contestant turned country artist, is the proof. Pleas for help and possible explanations after the jump.
(Author's note: That is not my actual grandmother nor were any grandmothers harmed during the making of this post)
I think my favorite part about the video after the jump is that it takes me back to the days where my family would come home from church and my grandmother would gather us around the piano. We would all share doughnuts and Tang while singing the classic hymns by Biggie, Tupac and Mobb Deep. Man, we had the best of times.
You'll want to check out the video after the jump because, after all, what's cooler than being cool??
It's okay, she settled her pending, 7 year-old claim against the city for $275,000. Seriously. I saw it on Fox News, so it's got to be true. I'm gonna ask you to make the jump for the video of this, also courtesy of my favorite e-supermarket tabloid, because, well, we simply could use the page views. Don't worry, it's worth it, for a variety of reasons...
Captions and conspiracy theories welcome in the comments!!
So President Bush met with a college's track team on Wednesday to congratulate them on their national championship. Dear Lord, I hope they just completed a three-peat! The only way this picture would make sense AT ALL is if this was Wichita State posing with Dubya....but no, it's friggin Arizona State. It's anyone's guess how this pose came about. My theory is that a staff photog is a little bit too ready for January 09 to come. At least he didn't publish the version of this with the "one to steer the wheel".
link to the actual White House release after the jump.
All sorts of of help from the refs. Too many men on the field? Okay, I'll stop. Seriously, though, what the hell? Apparently this infamous zebra, one Penn Wagers (he has a history...), has already been cleared of any wrongdoing for his brutal take down of USC East QB Stephen Garcia, making his first career start no less, in the Cocks showdown with LSU last Saturday in Columbia. Getting cleared by the SEC doesn't necessarily mean much, unfortunately, but even the Old Ball Coach himself has let this thing go, which I guess says a lot.
This is still a head scracher for me, however, not to mention a gut wrencher in terms of laughter. I posit that there are NCAA scholarship linebackers with weaker strafe technique than that displayed by Wagers here. Remarkable. To add insult injury, South Carolina lost 24-17...
Okay, so we know this isn't original, or hot off the presses necessarily, but around here these days beggars can't be choosers. Came across this over at Holy Taco, and boy am I glad I did. All the credit goes to them. Yeah, yeah, so I almost got called out at work, presumably because of the wails of laughter coming from my desk, but it was worth it. Enjoy. I'm off to add Jesus right now...
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