Baker Bans Balls

*Cough*

Florida State Senator Carey Baker is not concerned about voting scandals, the Miami Heat, the quality of life in senior citizen homes, poor education, or even the state of the economy. No Senator Baker is concerned about balls. The Senator is proposing legislation to prevent the use of metal bull balls on vehicles as ornaments.

Speaking of balls, it takes balls to drive in Florida. Their drivers are insane. I'm pretty sure the Florida driving test consists of coloring a stop light and straying outside of the lines.