Canseco Calls Out Angela Lansbury

Canseco raises doubts about sleuth's cognitive prowess. 

Garrick Spencer challenged Canseco’s assertions. "The implication you are making in your book is that Jessica Flecther... was interested and intent on using steroids and you introduced her to a known steroid dealer in Florida," Spencer said. "And yet, somehow, you won't produce any evidence to support that allegation. Now why not?

"The timing is not right," said Canseco.

"You see," Spencer said, "that's just not a good enough answer, because if it was true..."

"Sure it is," said Canseco.

"Why?" Spencer pressed.

"It's the only answer," said Canseco.

"Why didn't you produce the evidence?” Spencer again asked.

"The timing is not right," said Canseco. "Let's see how Angela reacts to this. Let's see if they call me a liar again. How's that for you? Let's see if all of a sudden they're going to call me a liar again."

“You do realize that Jessica Fletcher is a fictional character?” said Spencer.

“Look Spence. I know a thing or two about truth and fiction. Murder She Wrote was a documentary. Lansbury was on steroids. There’s no way she could deductive reason as well as Sherlock Holmes without the ‘roids. It’s not happening,” said Canseco.

“What is your true reason for naming Lansbury in your new book?” said Spencer.

“This is just the beginning. I have names of thousands of characters that have used steroids. Ask yourself, ‘How can you make a bomb out of a toothpick and a shoe string.’ You know who I’m talking about. He was on steroids too,” said Canseco.

“You are utterly insane,” said Spence.

“So they say, so they say,” said Canseco.