Earth Continues Remarkable Dominance in Miss Universe Pageant…

Stretches current undefeated streak to 56 years thanks to Venezuela's Dayana Mendoza.  She looks pretty.

Miss USA tripped in the evening gown competition for the 2nd year in a row, and the world laughed (I'm sure).  To be fair, had I been watching the competition myself, I'm sure I would have laughed too.  I mean, everyone can appreciate how truly taxing it must be to walk in an evening gown and not bust your ass, right?  Has to rank up there with catching up to that mid nineties fastball when you were really expecting a 12-6 curve, in terms of difficulty.  With that in mind, I'm obviously not trying to say that I could saunter on out there and not pull a Rachel Smith/Crystlle Stewart, not without getting in pageant shape first anyway, but I think we also need to remember that these broads are supposed to be the best of the best.  Unfortunate, and yet funny as hell given the totality of the cirumstances.  Bonus clip of last year's trip and fall after the jump...