Go Green and Get Lean

We don't need alternative fuels. We don't need hybrids. We need what's coming up after the JUMP. 

Frumpola (AweP)-

The Big Wheel is the solution to our transportation woes and concerns about obesity. Bikes? No one wants to ride around on a bike. You cannot feel one with the road on a bike. No. America needs an adult sized Big Wheel. Recently, a woman used a Big Wheel to single-handedly defeat two men. Try doing that with a 10 Speed. 

A Big Wheel competitor, Huffy's Green Machine has even added assault capabilities to their own eco-friendly mode of transportation. Why get mad at lousy drivers when you can get even? Blast them with H20 and keep it moving. 

As for the vid below. Don't try it at home kiddo.