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More hilarity from everyone’s favorite Bowden

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On freshman Kyle Parker, who is having a really good season with the baseball team:
“I’ve watched him practice and I’ve watched him play (baseball). He’s really good looking. If I was a girl, I’d be very interested in him. He wears those tight pants. When you wear loose stuff, you can’t tell the definition of a guy’s body. In baseball, everything’s tight and you can tell he’s very well put together.”

Oh yes. He really said that.

http://clemson.scout.com/a.z?s=46&p=2&c=743007

I have one piece of advice for all of you Clemson football players out there...

"Watch your cornhole."

watch it

Posted by Cochese on 04/03 at 11:31 AM •

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After reading that, I was convinced it must be an April Fool’s joke or something. Then I noticed the Clemson article was posted on the 2nd, and the author notes that Bowden’s remarks were taken on Wednesday, the same day.

Wtf?

Posted by cieron on 04/03 at 01:40 PM

Well, Tiger football did go to those ridiculously tight Nike jerseys about two years ago. You know, the ones with the see-through white pants. Yea, the same ones the Heels wear.

Posted by Donk Spotter on 04/03 at 02:49 PM

The gaydar beeped on that. Why do I have the urge to buy Axe now?

Posted by Jrock on 04/03 at 10:28 PM

In all fairness, Bowden does have a point. Why else would someone go watch college baseball if not to catch a glimpse of those hot bods before they turn into Prince Fielder, David Ortiz or John Kruk?

Posted by BigAlatUNC on 04/04 at 11:34 PM

a response I would expect from a UNC alum