Sometimes you just have to sit back and marvel at the liberal mindset. According to the article below, a 'non-profit' organization dedicated to helping the homeless has taken it upon itself to both entertain and register the homeless to vote during the Democratic National Convention in Denver, CO next month.
"Hundreds of Denver's homeless could be cooling their heels in a movie theater or museum while the Democratic National Convention is in town next month.
The Colorado Coalition for the Homeless plans to get 500 movie tickets as well as passes to the Denver Zoo, Denver Museum of Nature and Science and other cultural facilities for the people it helps."
Not that I have anything against entertaining bums...really, I am pro-bum-entertaining...whatever keeps them from touching me or openly urinating. However, there is more....
The above photo may or may not be an actual pic of the culprit, but, either way, pretty alarming, huh? And on so many levels. Fortunately, the most obvious potential injuries that come to mind, at least to my mind anyway, didn't come into play here, but that doesn't mean what actually happened isn't just as bizarre. Apparently 52 year-old Macrida Patterson, a traffic officer with Los Angeles' Department of Transportation, was simply slipping on her "low-rise V-String" from Victoria's Secret's "Sexy Little Thing" line when a decorative metallic piece flew off the undies and struck her in the eye. Ain't that somethin'?
According to Ms. Patterson's attorney, Jason Buccat, despite the fact that the "design problem" only led to his client missing a few days of work, the injury to her cornea will be "affecting her for the rest of her life". I imagine there may be some emotional trauma as well, which is understandable, and god I hope Mr. Buccat milks it dry. Buccat apparently made another bold move when he denied Victoria's Secret representative's requests to examine the offending drawls. Can't be sure why Buccat, a products liability specialist with apparent emphais in undergarmets, would implement such a strategy, but, once again, my mind is wide open to several possibilities.
Unfortunately for us all, Ms. Patterson's complaint doesn't specify an amount for monetary damages, but at least we can hope that it will be small fortune. I suspect there may be a run on VS "Sexy Little Thing" "V-Strings" now, so if you're hoping to take advantage of what could become the next notorious class action lawsuit, and are willing to stomach yours or your loved ones' vision problems, you better get out there and stock up prior to the recall. Widepread panic over thong safety may very well ensue...
The complaint in its entirety can be found over at The Smoking Gun.
Good decision, Ty. Once you get the basics down, a world of possibility reveals itself. Check out the one minute mark, Frumpsters. 70/40?!?!?!?!?! Apparently Ty has a difficult time with addition and percentages. Probably not a good gambler. Although, he is pretty proficient at DUI's. To his credit, the triple digits can be quite discouraging. Maybe a return to elementary school is in order.
According to Foxnews, Samir Khan (pictured) runs one of the most sophisticated pro-Al Queda websites in the Western hemisphere....from the comfort of his parents' home in an upscale Charlotte neighborhood.
I thought things were supposed to be, you know, like real progressive up there. At least it seemed that way on Gilmore Girls (I was forced to watch).
This clip of a 78-year-old, Hartford, Connecticutt man getting run over in the middle of the street, almost intentionally it seems, is one of the more shocking things I've seen in awhile. I wish I could say that was so because of the fact that, well, I don't typically see people get run over everyday. Unfortunately, the more uncanny thing about this footage is the apparent realization that no one seemed to give a shit.
Several cars drive past, pedestrians gawk but don't seem particularly concerned, it really is a mind blast. Hell, some guy on a Vespa actually does figure 8's around the victim's motionless body before riding off to what I presume was the nearest independent coffee house. When people that own Vespa's stop caring, you know we're f*cked, and, for better or worse, I'm sure this video will feed the egos of all the pundits espousing the gradual moral decay in our society.
I've always thought that was a bit of a politically motivated myth. I've taken it with a pound of salt, you know (as I do with most things even remotely political), but maybe I should cut back on my sodium. At least the police got there at an alarmingly quick clip. I guess we can put that potential myth to bed...
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