The Rest: When something just doesn't fit into one of Frumpzilla's other categories or filters, or simply has a general appeal, or no appeal whatsoever, we drop it here...
So, I'm not sure when this happened, but one thing is certain. North Carolina's public school system is in shambles, and Kellie Pickler, American Idol contestant turned country artist, is the proof. Pleas for help and possible explanations after the jump.
Written declaration of a firm's core purpose and focus which normally remain unchanged, whereas business strategies and practices may frequently be altered to adapt to the changing circumstances. Properly crafted mission statements (1) serve as filters to separate what is important from what is not, (2) clearly state which markets will be served and how, and (3) communicate a sense of intended direction to the entire organization.
We applaud J. Allen Fiorletta for coming up with a standard of business that we can get behind. No one wants jail getting in the way of a happy hour! This newspaper clipping(as well as the others after the jump) are courtesy of Criggo who has made it his purpose in life to share all the best newspaper clippings out there! He's like Leno on steroids.
Nooo, not that type of cougar, the more rabid, predatory of the two. As if being an All-Star Major League Third Baseman in one of the world's most desirable cities wasn't enough, David Wright also just happened to be blessed with a face only the straightest of males, and the butchiest of lesbians, couldn't love. For all other persuasions, Mr. Wright adds a whole new meaning to the term "Hot Corner", or so I hear, but that blessing may have become a bit of a curse as of late.
Apparently the Mets slugger was forced to defuse a small riot at his annual "Do the Wright Thing" fundraiser (nice one, David) at the Hard Rock Cafe in Times Square the other night. According to reports, Wright watched in shock as he was "mobbed by a swarm of trashy-looking cougars." "Middle-age women with bad 80's hair were practically pushing down little kids who were trying to get baseballs signed".
To add to the hysteria, and the hilarity, Wrignt supposedly could be overheard pleading, "Ladies, calm down! Please, relax." Just another day in the life of David Wright. Link to the New York Post blurb after the jump, as well as some select cuts of all time classic Cougs.
It's okay, she settled her pending, 7 year-old claim against the city for $275,000. Seriously. I saw it on Fox News, so it's got to be true. I'm gonna ask you to make the jump for the video of this, also courtesy of my favorite e-supermarket tabloid, because, well, we simply could use the page views. Don't worry, it's worth it, for a variety of reasons...
How many times has this happened to you? You're having a wonderful *hands free* conversation and your bluetooth falls out of your ear and breaks on the ground!! Worse yet, what if you go somewhere that doesn't allow the type of communication with others that slyly looks like you're talking to yourself? It's just too much work taking those things off and putting them in your pocket! You may have to do that 2 or 3 times a day! That's way too much to ask of someone that prefers convenience over personal appearance.
Thankfully, the people over at bluDANGLE have come up with just the right solution for these quandaries. As seen below, you can now clip your bluetooth to your shirt so you can "never lose your hands free device again". This also comes in handy for drawing even more attention to the ridiculousness you have stuck in your ear. What will they think of next?!?!
Also, I know some of our readers may not be able to fathom how such a miracle works, so there is a video of it's demonstration after the jump, believe me, you won't want to miss this guy!!
Captions and conspiracy theories welcome in the comments!!
So President Bush met with a college's track team on Wednesday to congratulate them on their national championship. Dear Lord, I hope they just completed a three-peat! The only way this picture would make sense AT ALL is if this was Wichita State posing with Dubya....but no, it's friggin Arizona State. It's anyone's guess how this pose came about. My theory is that a staff photog is a little bit too ready for January 09 to come. At least he didn't publish the version of this with the "one to steer the wheel".
link to the actual White House release after the jump.
and Terry Tate does what nearly every straight male 12 and up in this country, whether they admit it or not, wishes they could: Lay the wood to her.
For whatever reason, I'm always a day late (or several) and a dollar short (or several thousand) when it comes to this stuff. This came out a few days ago, and apparently has already been viewed nearly 500,000 times, but I just couldn't resist. Besides, it's election season, and we've already got a make-shift Palin theme going, so why the hell not? Drill, baby, drill!
Okay, so we know this isn't original, or hot off the presses necessarily, but around here these days beggars can't be choosers. Came across this over at Holy Taco, and boy am I glad I did. All the credit goes to them. Yeah, yeah, so I almost got called out at work, presumably because of the wails of laughter coming from my desk, but it was worth it. Enjoy. I'm off to add Jesus right now...
Michael Phelps may be known for his prowess in the pool, and could go down as the greatest Olympian ever, but, given our nation's fascination with fad diets, not to mention quick fixes in general, Phelps may strike true gold on the nutritional market.
According to an article in the New York Post, Michael maintains that lean, muscular look by packing away no less than 12,000 calories a day. To be fair, he also swims 5 hours a day, 6 days a week, which admittedly is a bit more strenuous than say my weekly workout routine, but then I'm not sniffing 12,000 calories either. I also don't have the body of Michael Phelps, not quite, but at least there's hope, and that's what Michael Phelps is selling our great nation's millions, and in more ways than one.
Ready for your meal plan? Make the jump for one personally tried and tested by Mr. Phelps himself...
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Michael Phelps may be known for his prowess in the pool, and could go down as the greatest Olympian ever, but, given our nation's fascination with fad diets, not to mention quick fixes in general, Phelps may strike true gold on the nutritional market.
