Emphasize your affiliation with masculine gender by fuller and longer main feature!

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We know we haven't been updating Spamalot as much as you'd like lately, but that's not by choice.  The spammers simply haven't been delivering the goods as of late, nothing that's been Spamalot worthy anyway.  Rest assured however, we scour through 100's if not 1,000's of spam a day searching for that special one or two that will truly hit the spot.  We get tons that are a killer line or two away from making it on here, but, in the end, simply come up short, so to speak...

We liked this one for a couple reasons.  For one, it correctly points out that man's affiliation with his own gender is in fact emphasized via his connection to and with his "main feature."  We also particularly enjoyed the fact that the author takes a somewhat novel approach to marketing: Insulting your target audience.  Brilliant...