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A collection of the highest quality Spam we've found flooding our mailboxes. We know you want to open these things. We all do. You just don't have the time, or perhaps the balls. Either way, it just so happens that Frumpzilla has time to kill and, incidentally, huge balls. You can thank us later. . .

Got something utterly ridiculous sitting in your junk folder? Spam us at your leisure...




Do you want to increase your male device length?

Now it's time to change your sexual life.

The preferences of big jang:

Women will drive mad with you!

Wives will cum 3 or 4 times during the night.

You will be a giant of bad.

It ups to you what to do to lengthenn or to be a looser with small length.

 

And the hits just keep on coming.  I have to believe they've got Borat drafting these things in WordPad on a 1994 Compaq Presario; just chruning 'em out by the 100's, like Hallmark greeting cards or something.  I'm not sure if it's the sheer absurdity of the actual content, or the broken English, or both, but there's just something kinda magical going on here.   Keep up the good work...

{name} Posted by cieron on 03/14 at 11:04 AM
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