MANAGING PARTNER

J. FREDRICK & ASSOCIATES

LONDON_ UK.

NOTICE OF BEQUEST

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of

Late Engr. Luther Krüger, I once again try to notify you

as my earlier letter returned undelivered. I hereby attempt

to reach you again by this same email address on the WILL.

Other words, I have no idea who you are silly American, so I play it off by not mentioning a name. It's common for email addresses to be in wills too. Old man Kruger is in your Myspace Top 8. 

I wish to notify you that Late Engr. Luther Krüger made

you a beneficiary to his WILL.He left the sum of Twenty two million

five hundred thousand United States Dollars ($22,500.000.00USD)

to you in the codicil and last testament to his WILL.

Yup, Old Man Kruger made you a beneficiary in a will for $22 mil. We're couldn't find your publicly listed phone number or address. However, we were able to find your email address. Jrock was the bounty of old man Kruger's affection. He must have seen my Blackplanet profile back in college.  

This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real

and true. Being a widely travelled man, he must have been in

contact with you in the past or simply you were recommended

to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you

good.

This is totally a scam. However, maybe, silly American your pitiful public education and terrible recession bound economy will weaken an entire hemisphere of your brain. Besides, maybe, I ran into him at Six Flags. 

Engr. Luther Krüger had a very good heart and was a philantropist.

His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life time.

In dedicating this funds to you and other beneficiaries, he instructed

that you are to use part of the funds to promote his legacy through

activities that aim to help the old, poor, needy and disabled in

the society. Late Krügers' legacy is the love of charity.

We're hedging you're not a total a-hole and maybe your bleeding heart will cloud the obvious scam we're trying to pull off here. Imagine all the Krispy Kremes you can buy the obese American youth! 

Late Engr. Luther Krüger died on the 12th day of March,

2006 at the age of 80 years, and his WILL is now ready for execution.

According to him this money is to support your humanitarian

activities and to help the poor and the needy in our society.

We're ready to take your money or steal your identity now. You really will be able to help people on the Gulf Coast, stop genocide in Darfur, Free Tibet, fight human trafficking, restore the nation's parks, and protest future Nick Cannon movies. We promise -fingers crossed-

Please if I reach you this time as I am hopeful, endeavor to get

back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.

Write back, so I can stop randomly spamming people. I just signed up for this gig to afford an iPhone and a X-Box Live subscription. Besides, I need another story to share at the pub about stupid and ignorant Americans. I detest America for sending us the Miami Dolphins. 

I hope to hear from you in no distant time through the email

address below.

"No distant time"...ah, I'm a poet at heart. Liberal Arts degrees don't get you crap. 

Email: 

Yours in Service,

Elizabeth Henry

Secretary To-

John Fredrick QC.

MANAGING PARTNERS/ASSOCIATES

"Yours in Service"...Go get an Einstein bagel. I got your service and it's certified for an @$$ whooping.