Washington- FBI Director, Robert Mueller, announced yesterday the Bureau will be investigating Roger Clemens to determine if he is either a douche bag, a sack of shit, or perhaps both. You be the judge.
February 27, 2008
Film starlet Natalie Portman, thought to be a staunch supporter of Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton’s quest for world domination, recently sent a subtle yet effective message to the voting public: “I’ve cooled on Clinton”.
February 25, 2008
It’s Official: Frumpzilla.com has officially named an official, unofficial theme song, pending approval, of course, by the Frumpzilla.com Official Council of Elders.