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How to piss off David Stern

GUESS THEY’RE STILL BULLETS AT HEART (line stolen from NY Post)
 

“I’m not your punk!” Crittenton shouted…a verbal insult so offensive to teammate Gilbert Arenas, it prompted the completely appropriate response of pulling a gun in the locker room of the Verizon Center Christmas Eve.  
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King James’ Shame: The Secret, Nike Confiscated, Video of Lebron James Getting Dunked On?

If you’re a sports fan, and haven’t been living under a rock the past few weeks, you’ve probably heard about King James’ Shame; aka the video of Lebron James getting dunked on by Xavier’s Jordan Crawford at Bron-Bron’s Nike sponsored basketball camp (Nike officials reportedly confiscated the video, allegedly at Lebron’s request). I’ll spare you [...]

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Possibly the Greatest Music Video For Any Original Network Television Feature’s Score, Ever…

But please don’t take that assessment the wrong way, Frumpsters.  With those qualifiers, such a video could still be, generally speaking, pretty damn shitty, and that’s basically what we have after the jump. 
So yeah, a trusted source just informed me that North Carolina State alumnus John Tesh is responsible for that envigorating, nearly unforgettable jam/theme song [...]

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Josh Childress’s Great Escape

Go Josh. Americans can be out-sourced too. 

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“Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes”

By this point, I’m sure most of you have seen the video of Shaq’s freestyle about, mostly, Kobe.  Kazaam!  Come on, Shaq.  You freaking hate the guy.

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Enjoying the “Playoffs”?

You better be.  I know I am, and there’s really no excuse for any sports fan not to be.  Between the NBA Finals, College World Series, Euro 2008, and today’s U.S. Open showdown between a couple guys named Tiger and Rocco, what more could one really ask for this time of year?  So yeah, today [...]

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Lakers vs Celtics NBA Finals Time Capsule

I figured since we’re in the heat of a classic Lakers-Celtics rivalry in the NBA Finals, we might as well take a stroll down memory lane to 1987, the last time these two storied franchises squared off for the title.  Make the jump for some bits of general knowledge that may just make the difference [...]

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Lakers Set to Win 4th NBA Title Under Leadership of Phil Jackson; Boston is a Stupid Town

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The Purity of Showtime: A.C. Green Revisited.

With the Lakers destined to win yet another title, we revisit the glory days of the Showtime team with a look back at none other than the seminal team virgin, A.C. Green.

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What Will Kobe Bryant Jump Over Next?  A Kiddie Pool Of Snakes While Paling Around With A Midget?

Oh wait, he just did that. Kobe takes the whole “Mamba” motif a bit too far here if you ask me, and I don’t really understand the purpose behind teaming up with Jackass, but hey, it’s Kobe.  What’s next on Kobe’s “To Jump” list, homeless people?  Since that’s been done, I guess the odds are [...]

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GMC Releases a Classic

Never let up!

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You stay classy, Sir Charles

Ernie Johnson pulled a “Papa Burgundy” the other night on our boy Charles Barkely.  The former Right Guard spokesperson and self proclaimed “Round Mound of Rebound” takes it in stride of course.  Probably because he knew he’s had it coming, not to mention the whole “It’s funny ’cause it’s true!” effect.  The recent revelation that, [...]

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The NBA Showdown

This is the greatest first round of all-time. History in the making!

 

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Kobe does Jackie Chan Impersonation

Even famous people get bored. But I don’t think I’ve ever been this bored. 

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‘08 NBA Playoffs- Kobe/Shaq- This is your brain on drugs!

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