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Frumpzilla’s 1st Annual NFL Playoff Pick ‘Em
In a true clash of the titans, the Frumpzilla staff presents its picks for the playoffs. The favorite here could be The Chese as he just won a season-long pick ‘em; although, I’m sure his partner (Beeker) carried him…..so, nevermind.
Tiebreakers will be decided in the ocatagon…the caged
octagon….with hands dipped in glass. And steel ladders and [...]
DeSean Jackson throws down the gauntlet! (I think)
6. January 2010
“Mike Jenkins ain’t never shut me down, so y’all chill out over there,” Jackson said. “Them boys are scared of me. I’m a dual threat on that field. They be having like four people on your boy out there, but it’s all good.”
Jackson has 5 catches for 76 yards and no TD’s vs. the Cowboys this [...]
Jay Cutler stinks on ice
28. December 2009
Just tossed INT #26 on the year, MOST in the NFL
This Frump’s for you, Beek…
Just another lazy Sunday afternoon for the LSU Philosophy Department…
10. December 2009
It’s just the way of the universe, “destiny”; assuming one aligns his or herself with a compatibilist approach to the universe, of course. Humans may, indeed, have “free will,” but, in the end, aren’t our “free” actions just contributors to a predetermined, inevitable end?
Don’t bother worrying about such things. This system, this plan, was set [...]
Matthew Stafford is Now a Man…
24. November 2009
At least according to the creator of this brilliant YouTube video. As we all know, there comes a time in everyone’s life - yes, even you, ladies - when it’s time to step up and be a man; a mannny, mannny, mawhhhn, at that. After Stafford had a huge, record setting day against the Browns, [...]
Continue reading...So, you want to be an NFL WR?
1. May 2009
Sure, we all do (don’t we?), but we also need to be aware of the potential drawbacks. It’s true, as an NFL player you may get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the free creams and lotions, but you could also end up with a finger like the Jags’ Torry Holt down there [...]
Continue reading...NFL Thursday Pick’em- Brought to you by Hot girls sporting their favorites!
2. December 2008
San Deigo Chargers Vs. Oakland Raiders
Like Smokey would say…. “DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!”
“Can’t Touch Us” ummm…Don’t Want To
13. November 2008
We all remember the 1985 Chicago Bears and their Grammy nominated(look it up) “hit”, “The Super Bowl Shuffle”. In fact, you may actually remember the parody on SNL moreso. If you’re like me, when you first saw the shuffle your thought process would’ve been something along the lines of “Holy crap, those dudes look ridiculous [...]
Continue reading...Matt Ryan might as well have hit the Powerball Jackpot…
21. May 2008
Atlanta just committed $72 million over 6 years to the #3 overall pick, $34.75 million of which is guaranteed. That’s quite a lot of currency to toss at a guy that’s yet to throw a competitive professional pass, but then I guess that’s the way things fly these days. The Raiders gave Jamarcus Russell $32 [...]
Continue reading...Pacman Jones: Finally a True Victim?
21. April 2008
Jones allegedly made it rain more than previously thought in connection with the Vegas shootings that led to his 2007 suspension. Reports are out indicating that the troubled corner had over $15,000 extorted from him by Arvin Kenti Edwards, a man now in custody in connection with the shootings at Vegas’ Harlem Knights strip club. [...]
Continue reading...Herschel Walker On His Identity Disorder: “I was convinced I was either Bo Jackson or Walter Payton”
15. April 2008
WRIGHTSVILLE, Georgia- Many people think they know the legendary Herschel Walker, and that’s because they’ve probably met him in person and hung out with him. He’s a famous running back who won the 1982 Heisman Trophy.
Continue reading...Chris Henry arrested for looking like an alien
4. April 2008
…and being a dumbass. Another huge waste of talent from West Virginia to go with “Pacman.”
WHATTADOUCHE
-Chese
Cards Re-sign Fitzgerald to 4 year, $40 Million Contract
11. March 2008
Randy Moss wonders if he’s really the best receiver in the NFL. . .
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13. January 2010
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