Actually…it’s Eric Staal bobblehead night at the RBC Center in Raleigh, NC tonight as the Carolina Hurricanes take on the Ottawa Senators. To me however, this looks a bit more like Spencer “King of all things Douche” Pratt(although I’m told looks more like Staal in person). Staal is of course deserving of a bobblehead in [...]
March 4, 2010
It’s lewd, vesivius, salacious, outrageous!
New Jersey soccer Mom (probably) is offended by nude snowman, calls the police, forces creator to “dress it” You can just picture some easily offended PC-minded bed-wetter driving by this house, with her 2 1/2 snot-nosed rug rats packed in their ’04 Dodge Caravan, who had just enough of a hissy to actually call the police about a snowman. This person [...]
March 4, 2010
Man survives three-week erection, may regret living to tell about it…
It’s true. A 55 year-old man saved himself, and his penis (to a degree), finally seeking emergency medical treatment after managing to go three straight weeks on the up and up. In light of the many practical inconveniences posed by Priapism, how he was able to pull off this stiff task remains unclear. Adding [...]
March 3, 2010
Jam of the Wednesday: Phoenix
Guess what, Frumpsters: Tickets for our favorite band from Paris, France went on sale today in our neck of the woods. You know what that means? It means they make an easy plug in for a our weekly Jam of the Wednesday feature. Don’t worry. We won’t offer you anything that’s been picked up by [...]
March 3, 2010
Happy Birthday, Herschel Walker: Here’s why you belong in the Hall of Fame
Yes, it’s true. Herschel Walker was born this the 3rd day of March back in 1962. Nearly half a century later, let’s see, he’s represented the United States in the Winter Olympics; danced professional ballet; developed a successful food services enterprise; and, amongst other things, just recently won his first MMA match. He also dabbled [...]
March 3, 2010
Frump Day Links: F**k You, March, Edition
Ah, yes. Frump day. A time to give a little something back. Spread the love, Frumpsters. Spread it think and thin… F*ck you, March! (Prose & Cons) Lane Kiffin just knows the Vols were heading for glory. (No Guts, No Glory) Kiffin also likes to keep it in the family. (Buster Sports) Hasheem Thabeet. He’s…he’s [...]
March 1, 2010
5 Curious Questions About the Winter Olympics
The 2010 Winter Olympics may finally be over, but confusion remains rampant. Well, I’m still a bit confused, at least, but then I’ve never paid as close attention to the Winter Games as I did this year. Still, if you make the jump with us, we’re confident you’ll agree that there’s at least a handful [...]
March 1, 2010
Since when do clubs/bars still want to charge a cover at 1:35 am?
So while the details of this weekend are still a bit fuzzy to me, I do distinctly remember trying to visit a local establishment, typically reserved for ‘gentlemen,’ late Saturday night. A buddy (who shall go unnamed) and I decided it would be a great idea to visit said club for a nightcap, only to [...]
March 1, 2010
Happy Monday WTF?
Call it mailing it in on a Monday morning, lack to brain cells due to the Jager shots this weekend, or complete apathy towards ‘epic beard man,’ here is a WTF picture to help you through your Monday.
February 26, 2010
Epic Beard Man’s Punch Out!
Man, this brings back some memories…some old, some new. Either way, fairly frumptastic stuff. Especially the subtle incorporation of Amber Lamps in various forms. Love it… (Dbj with the tip)
February 25, 2010
Marisa Miller, et al., are getting topless for you in GQ UK
Tastefully, of course. Came across these over at Velveteen Audio Lab, and, boy, what a fantastic frumping find. Miller headlines the spread in the March edition of the magazine, but there’s a lot more than just Marisa’s assets on display. Models Michelle Alves, Michelle Buswell, Maja Latinovic,Tiiu Kuik and Liliana Dominguez would all like you [...]
February 25, 2010
Meet Reuben Foster: The best LB prospect you’ve ever seen…
that isn’t old enough to obtain a driver’s license in his home state. Seriously, Frumpsters. File this kid’s freak’s name away somewhere, and remember that you may or may not have first heard about him via your friends at Frumpzilla. Foster is a Freshman at Troup County High School in LaGrange, Georgia. That’s right, a [...]
February 24, 2010
UNC to wear all gay - I mean all gray
Just for one night….in college….they are just a little curious.. (thanks to Buster Sports) Here is Roy Williams taking a page right out of Butch Davis’ book. I guess he cant stand that color either.
March 4, 2010
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