Frumpzilla

Did Roy Williams just compare UNC losing 6 of 7 to Haiti?

width=330; height=280; wral_insert_video_player_6997142(width,height); Though I’ve yet to be convinced that paying someone for such services is warranted, losing 6 of 7 may very well be worth a trip to the massage therapist. I’ll take Roy’s word for it. However, comparing the Tar Heels’ recent run of form to the disaster down in Haiti, [...]

NC STATE crushes Duke, CJ Leslie looks on…

Notes from the game: No question that this season has shown mass improvement from the previous two in terms of intensity, hustle and pride exhibited by the Pack, however that has seldom resulted in the full 40 minutes needed to beat a quality opponent….until last night.  The Pack was focused and aggressive from start to finish.  [...]

Chas McBitch

Many larger (arguable) sites have run stories on Mr. McBowling Pin already.  Consider this supplemental.  And a bit traitorous considering my special lady got her papers from there. More opinion after the jump.  

Tar Heels Win Rivalry Game

The Heels left Durham with a W, which begs the question, does a win in the team’s only rivalry game make the season a success?  Short answer – no.  Longer answer after the jump.

The Most Relevant Preseaon College Football Poll Has Been Revealed…

EA Sports’ NCAA Football 2009 rankings.  I guess I should clarify this a bit.  You see, there are a lot of things that I think need to be changed about college football, and one of the first things I’d do as dictator is abolish all preseason polls; or at least their obvious, arguably inappropriate influence [...]

Today’s Elite Eight Slate: Sorry, Davidson is the 2nd game

Wrapping up the Elite Eight this afternoon, and Frumpzilla has its fingers crossed for a North Carolina-Davidson rematch in the Final Four.  You never know…

Wayne Ellington: The hottest player in the NCAA?

So, just how long were Dell and Stephen Curry’s games of HORSE?

I played HORSE with my dad when I was a kid.  It was fun.  We were usually done in 30 minutes tops.  Something tells me that such father-son bonding experiences are completely foreign to Dell and Stephen Curry.

If only this were Greg Paulus, all would be right with the world

Of course, I suppose Greg has taken some similar spills, or perhaps flops, himself, though I’m almost certain none of his had anything to do with butter on the court… ***Potentially NSFW due to some foul language (assuming you have audio)***

Um, how you feeling there, Duke?

After watching Duke Houdini their way out of what would have been a rather embarassing defeat at the hands of 15 seed Belmont, one has to wonder:  Is Duke starting to slip, or have they already fallen?

Magic attempt 32 three pointers in Monday’s 104-90 win over Cavs…

That’s 5 more “Three Point Attempts” than J.J. Redick has “Games Played” this season. 

Dook Flopping Camp

We’ve all seen the photos of Greg Paulus sipping on Green Tea.  Want to be like him?  Go to Dook’s Flopping Camp!

Tar Heels Hold Off Duke, 76-68. . .

Win 2nd round of battle to determine which team, fanbase has bigger pole stuck up its ass.