Coach K’s iPhone app is (part of) the pride of the University (new screens, too!)
Thanks to a super secret inside source, Frumpzilla has learned that Duke University officials have proudly advertised the release of Coach K’s new iPhone app in the school’s latest employee newsletter. Quite significant considering story lines such as the University recently receiving 10 million in funding for stem cell research got bumped.
Nevertheless, I’m not here to judge. I’m just here to use this opportunity to provide you with some more fantastic screens of Coach K’s magnificent app (pandas and dragons included)! That’s right, Frumpsters, just for you, I actually managed to find my way out of New York, hopped a plane to China and then went for a lovely jog on Duke’s gloriously Gothic campus. It just keeps getting better and better…and by “better” I mean absolutely insane…
Before Coach K would officially let me escape from New York, I had to answer this trivia question correctly.
Here I am on the Great Wall of China. Tourists and dragons and bears (pandas), oh my!
My reenactment of the 1968 Summer Olympics 200 meter medal ceremony
At the Chapel on Duke's campus. Beautiful.
Shooting a nature documentary on Duke's campus. Seriously, WTF?
Blending in with the Cameron Crazies.
And just when I thought after completing three bat shit crazy levels of "racing" I was going to be rewarded with something actually related to Coach K (basketball), I'm informed that I'll need to find someone else on the face of the planet, in BlueTooth range, no less, that not only has the app, but has also actually gone through same gauntlet I have. Read: No human being in existence, now or ever, will ever play anything resembling basketball via Coach K's iPhone app.