Insane Clown Posse’s “Miracles” may be the most unintentionally hilarious music video I’ve ever seen…

Wed, Apr 14, 2010 at 3:36 pm ET

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As usual, I’m probably a bit late to the party with this one. After all, it was only so long ago that I first learned what the hell a “Juggalo” is. Nevertheless, how could I let this one go without even a passing Frump? Obviously, I couldn’t, but then I don’t think you’ll mind watching again if this isn’t the first time.

Now, as a disclaimer, I can’t say I’m the biggest Hip-Hop connoisseur in the world, so this may be off base — but is this video/song not one of the more ridiculous things you’ve ever seen/heard? I mean, I had to dig a bit just to make sure it wasn’t a joke (it isn’t).

The only thing left to decide at this point is which frumpin’ miracle has you the most perplexed. I’m torn between the pelican that tried to eat the cell phone on the San Francisco Bay (but then flew away) and, of course, magnets. How do those f*ck*in’ things work anyway?

Regardless, in case you were trying to keep track at home, I’ve compiled a list of all of ICP’s miracles after the jump…

  • Oceans
  • Stars
  • Mountains
  • Trees
  • The Seven Seas
  • Everything chillin’ under water
  • Snow
  • Rain
  • Fog
  • Long necked giraffes
  • Pet Cats
  • Pet Dogs
  • Child birth
  • The sun
  • The moon
  • Mars, even
  • The Milky Way
  • F*ck*ng shooting stars
  • UFOs
  • Rivers
  • Niagra Falls
  • The Pyramids of Giza
  • Everything you believed in as a kid
  • F*ck*n’ rainbows
  • A pelican that tried to eat ICP’s cell phone somewhere along the San Francisco Bay
  • Music (?)
  • Pure, mother f*ck*n’ magic
  • Water
  • Fire
  • Air
  • Dirt
  • F*ck*n’ magnets
  • Solar eclipses
  • Vicious weather
  • 15,000 juggalos together
  • Metamorphosis (not the Kafka work)
  • Aesthetic likenesses related to similarities in genetic makeup
  • Crows
  • Ghosts
  • The Midnight Coast
  • The Wonders of the World (unclear as to ancient or modern)
  • Mysteries (as in how in the hell this song made it out of the studio)

Thanks to Dbj for the link to the vid

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27 Responses to “Insane Clown Posse’s “Miracles” may be the most unintentionally hilarious music video I’ve ever seen…”

  1. dbj Says:

    dude the pelican didnt eat ICP’s phone. they dont share a phone. they make bizank! it ate violent j’s phone.

    and then ran away.

  2. Ciaran Says:

    Whoops. I’m still not particularly well versed in the ways of the Juggalo. Violent J and Shaggy, is it?

  3. Cochese Says:

    “shaggy 2 dope” to be exact

  4. B Diddy Says:

    This will sound funny coming from a Phish fan…but how IN THE HELL does ICP have so many devout fans? That was….awful.

  5. Ciaran Says:

    Good question, B Diddy. I’d say it’s nothing short of a…miracle?

  6. dbj Says:

    it does not sound funny coming from a phish fan. the band members, at the very least, are skilled musicians. you dont have to like them but you cant argue they arent talented.

    that said, my answer is meth. lots and lots of meth.

  7. dbj Says:

    wait, is it obvious that i was referring to phish as skilled musicians? just want to make sure that it’s completely, unequivocally obvious.

    does icp have a “band” or do the just rock beats? am i actually going to wiki ICP? crap…

  8. B Diddy Says:

    and the Juggalos win again. The Juggalos. win. again.

  9. ahata Says:

    icp sucks ass

  10. ahata Says:

    i dont think juggalos have ever won anything…. juggalos are useually degenerate anti social ppl who will do 1 of 2 things.die young or land in prison.

    juggalos are the scum of our country banded togother. just cause all u losers got togother and came up with a name doesnt meen u are not all losers

  11. Benjerry Says:

    15,000 Juggalos all together? Now that really is a f***in’ miracle.

  12. Felix Says:

    I thought this was hilarious. I don’t think they are seriously as ignorant as they are in their music. I think all their music is meant to be comedy. All their songs have ignorant tone to them kind of like Sarah Silverman’s comedy, but people do take them seriously i.e. Juggalos. Maybe they are serious, what do I know. I usually think ignorance is good comedy

  13. ma Says:

    horrible. icp is absolutely horrible.

  14. ma Says:

    and p.s. they’re a damn duo.

  15. rocky Says:

    haha you all sound ignorant as fuck… Whoa way to hop on the band wagon. its alright you are 100% correct, if you dont like it its crap… wait are you an american? cuz i do believe we americans believe in being who we want to be not what everyone else wants. am i right? well either way one day when you actually matter then what you say will become important, until then do us a favor and stop trying to hate people you dont know. and phish??? are you serious? phish? haha wow what a cum dumpster… you must be deaf to like them? its called diversity and its people like you that try to seperate the world from being one. we are all here the exact same so learn to respect others.
    what i also think is funny is how every one has a stereotype aboutr “juggalos” but yet all the juggalos i meet are nothing like what you describe. and icp is entertainment they say so themselves they dress like that for entertainment and i bet your glad they do cuz without them then you would have to complain about a harder target. if you dont feel the love from being in a family blame your parents not 2 clowns. seriously tell your mom she shoulda hugged you more. and tell your dad he shouldnt have been so aggressive with your anus…

  16. B Diddy Says:

    Sorry Rocky, I was blinded by your hipocrisy and was unable to finish reading your dribble.

    Enjoy your next Juggalo meetup and pay no mind to us. Just as I’ll pay no mind the next I see someone generalize Phish fans as burned-out hippies.

    (having said that, ICP is very very bad music and even worse comedy(?) and I’ve noticed very little entertainment value, but rock on)

  17. loki Says:

    it made it out of the studio cos they own thier own studio, psychopathic records ;) .. sad but true

  18. LOL Says:

    That’s terrible, pretty funny though.

  19. juggalo Says:

    look just because the music you listen to doesn’t have the togetherness like the hatchet family doesn’t mean it gives you the right to h8 on it. icp is like no other band out there. yea some juggalos do need 2 get kicked in the teeth cuz they take some shit way 2 far, but 4 the most part juggalos just want 2 listen 2 the music n relax. the real ignorance on this page isn’t the music video it’s everyone commenting on this page. n by the way there is nothing impressive or unique about phish. i’m not saying there horrible, but they definitely don’t stand out in a crowd.

  20. Valentina Says:

    haha as funny as it seems coming from men with clown paint on, these juggalos get it. all those things you have listed are fucking miracles to me.. except maybe the 50,000 juggalos gathered together.

  21. Anonymous Says:

    if u dont like icp then y r u even on this site? get a life, f all who hate. everyone has their own opinions but u dont need to be haten..get ur head out of the clouds and recognize real talent when u see it.

  22. Dr. B Says:

    From a psychological point of view, these two men are living the life that everyone wants to live. Before you chastise this remark, consider it: isn’t the best thing in life happiness? If you can appreciate “a long-ass neck giraffe” for the simple fact that it exists, then you are miles ahead of most human beings on this planet. It may be extremely unorthodox, but I have my most depressed clients watch this video. Most of the time, their first reaction is the one of the masses- “That was horrible!,” I hear most often, but, they are missing the point.
    The Insane Clown Posse have never claimed to be ‘musicians’ per se. Years ago there was an interview with Violent J that talks about how their purpose is to tell stories. They do this well.
    If you can’t appreciate “fucking magnets,” and you’re depressed, therein lies your dilemma.
    These two are so successful that they can write a song about anything, and there are people who buy them. Are you able to write a song about rainbows and cell phone eating birds and put it out for public consumption? Of course not, or we’d be here talking about YOUR ridiculous song about what YOU perceive to be miracles.
    The simple fact is, ICP cares not what the masses think about them and will no doubt continue to put out songs such as these, exhibiting that even if you do not have the support of the mainstream, and the mainstream even makes fun of you, that you can still be successful. I admire that, even if I am not a fan of ICP. I can also admire and aspire to be like these two, who are extremely happy, living their lives, doing whatever they want, singing about whatever they want, and not even the hate and mocking of millions of people can stop them.
    Be happy, people! If you can find a way to look at life the way this song presents, then you’ve got life by the balls.

  23. Awesome Person Says:

    They’re SO talented. I thought these lyrics were the best: Shaggy’s little boy looks just like Shaggy. My little boy looks just like daddy. JK. That shit is awful.

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