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How to blow a Vuvuzela

The World Cup may be over, but, God bless it, whether perceived as aural ecstasy or a hellacious case of tinnitus, there’s no denying the ubiquitous call of the now internationally infamous vuvuzela lives on in the minds and eardrums of millions. Thankfully, though one would think the vuvuzela — essentially a roided up kazoo [...]

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Cristiano Ronaldo Comes Out of the….I Mean, Becomes A Dad

Cristiano Ronaldo’s World Cup with Portugal ended last week thanks to David Villa and Spain, however he is now embarking on a new chapter in his life. The Real Madrid star announced Saturday that he is going to be a proud papa! Just not the way you would’ve assumed. Allegedly, his son was born via [...]

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How cool is that new Nike World Cup ad?

Wowzers…just friggin fantastic. Nike is definitely good at soccer commercials.

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Kim Kardashian and Cristiano Ronaldo are a couple…

And it’s a official, according to Perez Hilton. While it’s certainly disheartening that my chances with Kim have now apparently been shot down, at least, as Perez says, this is still quite an upgrade from Reggie. Why? Money, obviously. Absent endorsements, Real Madrid’s, Madeira born Winger rakes in close to $18 million annually. The sum [...]

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Frump Day Links: 3-10-2010

Just what we need, more “U” fans… (No Guts, No Glory) A comprehensive look at U.S. Soccer’s injury woes leading up to the World Cup (Rumors and Rants) Is Tiger really any worse than Ali? (Sports by Brooks) ADP and LT2 in the same backfield?  It’s a possibility (NFL News & Rumors) Shay “Ave” Maria [...]

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A Fantastic Football Fortnight Looms…

No, not our Football, nearly everyone else’s.  And it’s not technically a fortnight I suppose, closer to a month really, but I’m a sucker for alliteration.  Make the jump to see what’s on tap in the coming weeks, one of the most saturated periods for quality soccer in recent memory.

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Do they win?  Great!

Everyone loves a winner, right?  Not in the world o’ sports, my friend.  Ask Cubs fans.  Evidently Mr. Wingo didn’t get the memo.

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MLS set to kick off today

League, Fox Soccer Channel strategically schedule nationally televised “MLS First Kick” doubleheader in direct competition with tonight’s Elite Eight games.  Many thanks, assholes…

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