Kim Kardashian and Cristiano Ronaldo are a couple…

Fri, Apr 16, 2010 at 10:00 am ET

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And it’s a official, according to Perez Hilton. While it’s certainly disheartening that my chances with Kim have now apparently been shot down, at least, as Perez says, this is still quite an upgrade from Reggie. Why? Money, obviously.

Absent endorsements, Real Madrid’s, Madeira born Winger rakes in close to $18 million annually. The sum of Bush’s salary in three of his four years with the Saints doesn’t eclipse that amount, so I’m confident Kim should feel well taken care of.  Good timing, too, given that Ronaldo is about to star on the sports world’s biggest stage: This summer’s 2010 World Cup.

Let’s just hope Ronaldo’s newly acquired assets aren’t such a distraction that they contribute to a paltry pitch performance…

Kim Kardashian and Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo are a couple Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo is dating Kim Kardashian

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5 Responses to “Kim Kardashian and Cristiano Ronaldo are a couple…”

  1. statefansnation Says:

    RT @YieldToFrump: Kim Kardashian "upgrades" to Real Madrid's Portuguese Winger, Cristiano Ronaldo. World Cup meltdown? http://is.gd/bvDtA

  2. Katie Cecil Says:

    RT @YieldToFrump Kim Kardashian "upgrades" to Real Madrid's Portuguese Winger, Cristiano Ronaldo. World Cup meltdown? http://is.gd/bvDtA

  3. Gavin Says:

    RT @statefansnation: RT @YieldToFrump: Kim Kardashian "upgrades" to Real Madrid's Portuguese Winger, Cristiano Ronaldo. World Cup meltdown? http://is.gd/bvDtA

  4. vfrgjkfjkgh Says:

    CHRISTIANO RONALDO oh no you didnttttttt i like dream about you every nite I cant believe your dating that whore with fake boobs and that that matching fake ass which by the way seems like u need to go on a diet and loss some of that disgusting macdonald’s fat. But i no wat will happen in the future ur just gonna sleep with her and dump her like anyother whore you’ve dated im mean comeon she get pregnant pretty easily. trust me you dont not want to see that fat after like my mothe’s been through it a lot like twice in a year EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. BUT by the way im still available call meand also Kim i think your face is adorable…………not you whore hahahahaha

    P.S Christiano call me soon. i’ll be waiting.

    Love Candace

  5. Taratorin Paul Says:

    RT @YieldToFrump: Kim Kardashian and Cristiano Ronaldo are a couple… http://is.gd/bvDtA

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